*on the bus* "Hey Tim" "What Robert" "I brought a magnum to school" "Are you smoking crystal blue?" "No, I just don't want to do the project" "On the ark?" "Yeah" "Why not" "Here look at my grades" *robert pulls out grades and 3 Fs can be seen* "Wow" "Yup, and that project will get me another F" "So I hired a hobo to shoot up the school" "Wait I thought you were gonna do that" "No he is" "Oh...um ok" "Also Robert" "Yeah Tim" "-blam!- you" he said as the bus stopped at the school*