"no, no, No, NO!" *Guardian Down*
"One sec mom, I'll get some pretzels in a minute!" *Guardian Down* "Shoot, wasn't paying attention"
Share yours below!
Edit: Also - I usually say;
"Please. Please! PLEASE PLEASE PLE-" *Guardian Down*
"I hate this game"
Edit: 1000 Replies! Awesome. Most I've ever had. Keep posting Guardians, I'll add some of my favorites that you guys have posted in a bit.
Edit: Okay I quit for like 3 months; so I apologize for never adding my favorites. Here goes.
*Loud Dying Animal Sound*
[b]Guardian Down[/b]
"Don't worry I can solo Mars"
[b]Guardian Down[/b]
*Meow* "I'll feed you in a minute." *[i]Meow[/i]* STFU I'm almost done. *[b][i][u]SCREECH[/u][/i][/b] [b]Guardian Down[/b]
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I agree, they should buff fusion rifles.
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Variks: An oracle has appeared, destroy! *ignores all enemies and runs to oracle* *guardian down*
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Sickest spins 360 noscope
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Me: I got hammer I got this. *runs into about 3 people and gets team shot* Me:One more kill!!!!!! ghost:Guardian Down. Me:Sooo I don't got this.... *Doesnt talk for next 3 games* \_^=^_/
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Playing nightfall, I'm still pretty low lvl but my friends insisted I come along. We're doing pretty good, until I charge forward and, well....... Here it is: Me: "Holy balls of a religious transvestite! There are so many!" Friend: "just a few more!' Me: "I'll take the thralls!" (I don't notice the knight charging at meek from behind). Me: "I got thi-"(turns around) "oh sssshhhhiiiIIIIIIITTT!" And then we all die because my friends nearly coughed up their lungs laughing at my body flying past the corner.
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The f[b]u[/b]ck is this? The f[b]u[/b]ck is that? The f[b]u[/b]ck are those?!
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Titan: I'm punching the boss Fireteam: Don't punch the boss Titan: Guardian Down *Titan was kicked from fireteam*
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Edited by TheMasterDB8er: 11/6/2015 5:13:11 PMAhhh sadly i've done that in the mars portal. "Don't worry guys, i've got gjally i can solo right portal." "[b]Guardian Down"[/b]
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"Hold my beer"
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Oh shit he missed haha- oh....
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"Ok mom I'll take the dog out in a min-" *GUARDIAN DOWN*
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"I got this" "Guardian Down" Fireteam "Dammit Tony" - Everyone at some point
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Edited by Tamerov13: 11/6/2015 4:43:29 PMVoG on Venus teleport. Relic Holder: "Get the Oracles! Get the Oracles!" Me: "We're trying we're trying." Relic Holder: "You're going too slow we're gonna miss them." Me: "Cleanse me! Cleanse me!" Relic Holder: "You're too far away, come closer to me." Me: "I can't see where you are! I CAN'T SEE!!!" Relic Holder: "AHHHHH!!!!" Me: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Everyone: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Atheon: "yes...." *you are forever lost in the dark corners of time*
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"The f uck is that?" "I'm gonna go touch it" *Guardian Down* "Yah, don't touch it"
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Was that the sound of hammers- [b][i]guardian down[/i][/b]
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*clink* What was that? *sees the hammer* AIEEHHHHEHHEHHH *Guardian Down"
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GET TO THE RELIC GET TO THE RELIC. CLEANSE CLEAN- guardian down
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I have my Super charged don't worry. *Guardian down* I got it ;) *Guardian down* Fûicking damnit
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I hate this game is literally me and my favorite I've heard is "wait WHATS SHOOTING ME NO DAM- *Guardian Down*
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Its fine i wont di- Guardian down This is so stupid
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One guy dies(he's a warlock with self revive) One teammate decided to kill him self. Why did you kill yourself? *i thought we were wiping because someone died* *General akram self revive* Ohh...
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In the far distance you hear a clink, you turn around just in time to see a hammer being hurled at you [b]guardian down[/b]
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"God damn warlock jumps" *guardian down*
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Dismantle mines yessss? Guardian down
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"NO!!!! NOT MY ASSHOLE!!!! THE HAMMER OF ANAL PENETRATION IS COMI.." [spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]