"no, no, No, NO!" *Guardian Down*
"One sec mom, I'll get some pretzels in a minute!" *Guardian Down* "Shoot, wasn't paying attention"
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Edit: Also - I usually say;
"Please. Please! PLEASE PLEASE PLE-" *Guardian Down*
"I hate this game"
Edit: 1000 Replies! Awesome. Most I've ever had. Keep posting Guardians, I'll add some of my favorites that you guys have posted in a bit.
Edit: Okay I quit for like 3 months; so I apologize for never adding my favorites. Here goes.
*Loud Dying Animal Sound*
[b]Guardian Down[/b]
"Don't worry I can solo Mars"
[b]Guardian Down[/b]
*Meow* "I'll feed you in a minute." *[i]Meow[/i]* STFU I'm almost done. *[b][i][u]SCREECH[/u][/i][/b] [b]Guardian Down[/b]
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On totems for hard Kings Fall. Carolin: I don't have the relic. WTF LAGGGGG Me:........ Carolin: GOD THIS GAME IS LAGGY Rolix: maybe you got off the plate and weren't near me. Me:..... Blood:..... *I grieve* *blood grieves* *totem annihilation* *Guardian Down x6* 5 4 3 2 1 Me: WHEWWWWWWW
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Edited by AwesomeTiger: 10/28/2015 9:16:34 AM"alright guys I got relic, wait WHO THE F#CK STOOD OFF THEIR PLA-" [b]Guardian Down[/b]
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*ring* *ring*.......... Guardian down
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Edited by MikeyTurtles: 10/26/2015 2:29:11 AM*sees "last guardian standing"* "Oh shit! I'm gonna die!" *barely escapes* "Holy shit that was clo-" (Hobgoblin snipe from other side) Or what usually happens to me... *sees "last guardian standing*" *is behind cover waiting to revive* *a whole bunch of enemies come out of nowhere (either teleport or from a ship)* "Shit shit shit shit. I gotta go. IM GONNA DIE!" *starts running to cover* *sees hundreds of bullets, lasers, and rockets being shot near me and beneath my feet* "Come on... Come on... COME ON!" *gets sniped RIGHT near cover* *guardian down* "COME ON!!!!" *the darkness consumed you* *sighs* "I hate this."
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Oh no a tripm- *guardian down* *body flies away like a starfish*
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That's a hole
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Oh shit oh shit RRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPEEE
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Ow ow ow stop shooting me stop shooting me ow just die already ah finally your dead gets sniped or shot at by random ad guardian down
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*pushes fireteam member off a ledge*
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Okay placing bubble. *guardian down* -blam!-ing thrall just cock blocked me and oryx finished me off! That sounds dirty... Goddamn it why is everything aiming at me!?!? *guardian down* Where's my knight? There he is. No! -blam!-! He's juking like a pro footballer! Get back here! *guardian down* I'm sorry guys I won't die again. *guardian down* -blam!- this find a sixth. *guardian down* [b][i]Reading_Rambo789 has departed.[/i][/b]
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On VoG after killing atheon. Me- "Hey guys have you seen this Easter egg? Them-"what Easter egg?" Me- "the little door that leads to the last chest" Them- "show us" Me- * shoots over edge* "right there" [b]*guardian down*[/b]
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Edited by J4M13 3N1GM4: 10/27/2015 8:48:14 AM"Leeeeroooooy Jenkins!" "Guardian Down"
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When the fire team doin a raid and everybody says wipe and you yell geronimoooooooooo! Guardian down
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"Watch out for the Phalanx" "Where" *sent flying* 'Guardian Down'
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Me_ Hey jump in the big white thing above the warpriest before the fight starts. It will give you a chance at an exotic. Friend_ ok awesome what the hell? Guardian down.
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When a team mate is down. "I'll turn invisible and get him.... What!! I'm invisible why are they still shooting me". Guardian down. "THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT".
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I usually say something along the lines of. "Haha! Got this.......damn, i didnt have it."
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I hear this all the time, and I'm sure I say it a lot, and I'm sure a lot of people say this. Right as your on the verge of dying and there is a slight chance that maybe u will live. You run and duck around trying to dodge like a bad A. While yelling, I'm going to die! I'm so f***ing dead! Guys guys! Help I'm effed! And then guardian down!
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Back in VoG: stupid hobo-goblins... Friggin hobgoblins keep shooting me! OH shoot guys I'm almost dead! Guys! GUYS?! F*CK!
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I dont have time to explain
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Im bout to die
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"Omg someone jumped of the plate"
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Dammit reload faster I ran out of sword ammo I'm a pro at jumping I got this guys
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Oh sh××! No no no! Oh come the fu×× on!
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NO! NOT THE BEES !!
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"Awwh -blam!- gotta reload my shotgun,"