A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?
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He rode into town in a Benz.(on a Tuesday) Benz got rekt by cowboys. Cowboys had mlg clan leader. Leader had donkey named Tuesday. Man blows Tuesday to smithereens. Clan leader salty. Man no scopes whole clan. Freakin scrubs. Mayor rides in. Has horse named Tuesday. Wut, déjà vu. Fast scopes mayor with intervention. Rides around town for two days killin town. Finally got enough exp for diamond skin. Leaves town on Tuesday the horse. Bff's to this day.