If you where a superhero or supervillian with the same super name as your username, what would your super powers be?
EDIT: Here's the cast of Floodian Comics Inc so far.
Heroes/Power
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b]The Peasant[/b]- Control over people's bowels
[b]Spooderman[/b]- Spooderman powers
[b]Broomstick Hero[/b]- Wields a mighty broomstick
[b]SwarmRunner[/b]- Shoots [url=http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_jacket]yellowjackets[/url]
[b]Rhino[/b]- Makes people a deadly level of horney, super penetrative horn
[b]Justdawg08[/b]- Can survive massive amounts of drugs and alcohol, dealer of spiritual justice
[b]Expand Dong[/b]- Makes penises grow
[b]The chosen one[/b]- [url=http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo_%28The_Matrix%29]Neo[/url]esque powers
[b]Hailtherainbows[/b]- Shoot rainbows
[b]SmashandBURN[/b]- Fights plague with science
[b]cosmiccracker[/b]- Can fly in space and turn people into snacks
[b]samiswild4games[/b]- Turns into an [url=http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Ape]Oozaru[/url], but only when touching a game
[b]LeChef128[/b]- Super Chef Powers
[b]Britton[/b]- Control over gravity
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Villains/Powers
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[b]SwaguSenpai[/b]- Bullies people to suicide
[b]WaitingForSunset[/b]- Control over singularities and thusly time dilation
[b]RandalTheVandal[/b]- Can turn people into raging desticles
[b]STD Carrier Form[/b]- Can unleash a miasma of disease
[b]psychon3rd[/b]- [url=http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joker_%28comics%29]Joker[/url]esque
[b][url=http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanatos]Thanatos[/url][/b]- Death incarnate
[b]Shannon[/b]- Unknown
[b]Abaddon[/b]- The power of being a dick
[b]Cheat[/b]- Cheats
[b]Moonlight Shadow[/b]- Control over shadow energy, giving all sorts of shadow powers
[b]Isnipescarabs[/b]- Crack shot and control over scarabs
[b]Human24[/b]- AIDS powers, can breathe in space, multiply anything by 24
[b][url=http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravemind]Gravemind[/url][/b]-[url=http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Flood]The Flood[/url]
[b]God[/b]- [b][i][u]Everything[/u][/i][/b]
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Sidekicks/Powers
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[b]PuppyDuckMSB[/b]- Can bark and quack simultaneously
[b]A Drunk3n Duck[/b]- Drunk duck powers
[b]Jcaf8[/b]- Doesn't give a shit about crime
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Unknown/Powers
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[b]pureey[/b]- The ability to fuse anything with anything
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The heroes really need a hand guys
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Extreme mute powers