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Edited by TotalSNAFU:
6/7/2015 12:41:34 AM
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Dumbest reason a teacher got mad at you?
My 11th grade English teacher got mad at me for saying "goddamn". Threatened to call my parenys about it. Told her to go for it.
[spoiler]she never did.[/spoiler]
Edit: I find it funny that new posts tend to start around the time schools let out.
Edit 2: I have to admit I never expected this to get so big.
English
#Offtopic
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Edited by Neigbor Kibbles: 8/14/2015 1:35:54 PMI didn't want to go to recess because it was dumb. [spoiler]Third grade[/spoiler]
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I was in math watching bill nye on Netflix. Teacher yells at my and my friend for talking. Friend was talking to me. He says "but she wasn't talking!" Teacher sends both of us out. That was my last day of school though.
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In 2nd grade, we had our supplies under our desks (wtf California) and one time I hit my head coming up from getting a book and my teacher gave me detention for it. [spoiler]bitch[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesI've got two 1. 4th grade my mom had to sign two papers and we had to show my teacher the next day I swear she wanted me to drop dead if I did A work I got a B anyways so I show her the paper and apparently in one signature a letter isn't like the one in the other signature she accuse of me of forgeing it and threatens to send me to the principal's office and call my mom i said my mom signed then I walked away I was ten why would I forge a mf signature 2. 6th grade math teacher also hated me when people on the other side of the room were talking he'd yell shaddup at me so I flipped him off when he wasn't looking the next day he chucked an expo marker at me for looking out the window so at lunch the vice principal always is in the cafetria so I tell her what happened and the rest is history
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4 RepliesMy god-awful chemistry teacher when I was a sophomore, seriously she was such a bad teacher that literally half of her students failed the state's standardized test. This one time, she kept calling me Anthony (my name is Andrew) so I had enough of it and refused to respond when she called me that (this was around the end of the year she should have figured out my damned name) and she got so worked up that she walked over to me and yelled "HEY! I AM TALKING TO YOU" to which I responded "are you? I thought you were trying to get Anthony's attention." And she got f*cking furious, a few people in the class started giggling and at that moment a teacher who pretty much everyone loves passed by the door and was listening and I saw him giggling as well. Ultimately I was sent to the principal's office and after about a half hour of explaining I managed to convince everyone but my teacher that I was confused as to why I was even there, saying things like "I don't even know why you brought me here, I was just doing my work and waiting for her to finish yelling at Anthony, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!" Long story short, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, so I was sent on my merry way.
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Asking someone what's homework
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12 RepliesEdited by jDee: 7/23/2015 9:35:04 AMI went to pick up my little cusion at his private christian school. My uncle told me his teacher was a, and i quote [quote]Downhome Christian. [/quote] I thought nothing of it. Iwalked into the room the teacher was telling them the story of jonah and the whale. She told the kids to discuss the story. As she walked over to me she asked "Do you believe in our lord and savior Jesus christ?" I choked on my water as she asked me. Being my atheist self I replied "No and your stupid whale story will never convince me to join." Then we walked out as quickly as possible. Thank god none of the kids heard me.
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Edited by Rems: 8/13/2015 2:38:11 PMFor saying "bless you" when someone sneezed. She even sent me out. [spoiler]I go to a private school so it's ok to pray and talk about God.[/spoiler]
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I got sent to the office once or using a purple pen instead of a red pen....
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When I was little in gym we would have to pick partners and everyone would pick their friends then we would have to do rock papers scissors or something dumb so the person who won would go on one side and the person who lost went on the other. So I go against my friend and I win fair but he's like no I did and goes to the wrong side then the gym teacher starts yelling at me like wow.
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When I used just the tip
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1 Replyme and my entire lunch table had to go to the principals office and had lunch detention (and regular detention) for flinging tin foil across the lunch table
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3 RepliesReading ahead in class.
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6th grade, we had to have class in the school library that day. The I asked the teacher what I should do now, since I finished all my work. She said to go find a book to read. I got up, then was yelled at for getting out of my seat
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1 Reply9/10 of the teachers in my school are sexist so this one day this girl keeps annoying me and following me and I shout at her, then she RIPS a part of my notebook off. After that I barely push her and she falls backwards like I just gravity hammered her
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3 RepliesOk,so it was this guy's birthday in the 6th grade,and we were singing happy birthday. My desk is near the teacher's,so I was fooling around and started playing with her car keys(just moving them around,nothing serious). And right in the middle of the song she started screaming at me for no reason... Way to go,English Teacher
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1 ReplyBump for later
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2 RepliesIt should be "Dumbest reason FOR getting a teacher mad at you" Teachers are people too and they have to teach and have to put you in line and make sure you're learning while you goof off [¬_¬]
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3 RepliesEdited by The 5th One: 8/18/2015 9:00:35 AMBumper bump
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I was in 7th grade we had a test I was the first one done, so I erased the whole thing and did it again but I was on the last question. Mr macadam (don't know why I remember his name) said "time to hand it in" so I handed it in, finished but he keeps me after class because it was hard to read and had eraser marks all over it.
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This coach got mad at me for using a ruler when he told me too
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My teacher got mad at me for setting of firework crackers in class. :D [spoiler]lol just kiddinng! :)[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by iPhondle6s: 8/11/2015 1:21:22 AMI was in 8th grade, and it was grandparents day at my school. So, my grandpa came into school with me that day. We sat with my friend and his grandparents. So a little later, the teacher rolls in a cart with this box of apple fritters on it. She passed out one to everybody. At this point I would like to note that the teacher never told us that there was a limit on our fritter consumption. That will be important later. My friend and I both want some more fritters (they were -blam!-ing tasty) so we clear it with our grandparents and go get more. We ended up each eating 3 or 4 fritters. The next day, my teacher walked into class. She starts yelling about how we were all only supposed to have 1 fritter, but some people took extra. Apparently the leftover fritters were supposed to go to the pre-K teachers. Anyway, she went on for a while about how terrible it was to take extra fritters blah blah blah. Then she said that anyone who took extra fritters had to write an apology letter. Obviously, we all thought that was stupid. So we told our parents and they agreed. We decided to write "Sorry I took the fritters" as our apology. We handed them in at the end of the next day and left without a word. The teacher never brought it up again. Maybe she realized how much of a tard ass she was being, maybe she just forgot. TL;DR - I took too many apple fritters and had to write an apology letter.
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I got an erection we i hugged her
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I was a freshman in high school and I was in band all the other third trumpets had left rehearsal early and I was the only one left my teacher then proceeded to yell at me for not playing loud enough to be heard and there were around 100 people in the band
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1 ReplyEdited by Analytical Ghost: 7/27/2015 4:24:05 PMWell I didn't get caught but it's still hilarious. So one day I was doing a project on a computer and I finished my stuff early. Right next to my computer is a few boxes of standard four function calculators. So, naturally I start taking out a calculator and typed 666. What I realized was I could save a number in the calculator and it puts an M on the screen of it. When I see that M I usually clear it but when you clear it you see the number and you clear it again. I typed in 666 and saved it on the calculator and repeated on like 5-10 calculators. So 10 minutes later a kid in my class takes a calculator and uses it. Not even a minute later he stands up and tells the teacher. "Um, mrs Meyers, someone put 666 on my calculator" And I just died laughing.
