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Dumbest reason a teacher got mad at you?

My 11th grade English teacher got mad at me for saying "goddamn". Threatened to call my parenys about it. Told her to go for it. [spoiler]she never did.[/spoiler] Edit: I find it funny that new posts tend to start around the time schools let out. Edit 2: I have to admit I never expected this to get so big.
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  • Reading The bitch got mad cuz I did my work And started reading In [i]english[/i] what the -blam!- That's what we're supposed to do dammit

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  • I opened a thing of yogurt and my friend hit it and yogurt got all over my face I started to clean it up and I got sent to the office for trying to be a clown my principle wasn't there so I was waiting there for the rest of lunch when the bell rang a teacher who was leaving asked why I was there and I told her why and she said I could go, then I got in even more trouble for "trying to get out of trouble" and nobody believed my story and I never saw that teacher again >mfw I don't think that was a teacher >mfw when I got in trouble the second time the principle didn't care and let me go >mfw everybody thought I was a class clown >mfw brb kms

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  • Me and my two good friends were playing a game of handball when my other friend runs across the game intentionally yelling road runner and got scared by the ball that was nowhere near her and she flinched. Fast forward A WHOLE WEEK. I get called up to the principals office and he keeps asking me if I know what I did wrong and insists that I know what I did. Turns out the girl that ran across flinched and hit her head on the wall and now I'm to blame for it. I wasn't allowed to play recess for 2 weeks.

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  • At our school, we have to get papers signed for the beginning of the year. One of them is for the internet/computer access at school. I forgot to get them signed. Stupid Finance sub yells at me for being the only one to not bring paper back, but no one else could get onto the computers.

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  • I was asking to sharpen a pencil near some rowdy kids.

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  • Not really mad at me, but today my algebra 2 teacher asked me a question, which I answered correctly. She said I was wrong and asked another person, who answered the same way as me, and she told them they were right.

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    • In 5th grade, I was in the bathroom taking a leak. I'm at the sink, washing my hands, and my friend walks in. Back then, I had a thing were I would go to the far end of the bathroom (about 15 ft) and try to throw the paper towels in to the trash, like I was playing basketball. My friend knocks my shot out of the air, and it lands in the urinal. Neither of us want to touch it, so we run out and get back to class. The next day a recess, me and my friend get called in to the office and we have to write an apology letter to the janitor for clogging the urinal. The only reason the school knew was because my friend told the teacher, got himself in trouble, and then dragged me into it

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    • also my preschool teacher got pissed at me and took my goddamn goldfish because I started eating my goldfish instead of my sandwich first... f***ing substitutes man..... and as you can imagine when she threw them out I lost it, I was in preschool okay? Also don't ask me how I remember this, this was one of the only things I remember from preschool, along with getting mulch thrown into my eyes for being in this bitches way and being in the office but hiding under the desk hoping people wouldn't find me even though I locked in a room... I was a horrible kid through preschool to 1st grade XD!

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    • She wasn't a teacher but she was a chaperon for a school dance, these idiots were pantsing people but a lot of them had a pair of shorts underneath... well I didn't. They come up to me when I don't see them and the chaperon is trying to talk to the class, they pants me, I scream because they grabbed me pretty close to a not so good spot to grab on accident (I hope it was accidental O_O) and pulled my pants up before anybody had time to turn and look. Buuuut the chaperon got mad at me for disrupting her when she was talking and being too loud, I tried to explain but apparently I was using a disrespectful tone or some s***...

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    • I pretended to be sick one day so I could get out of school. My friend was also sick, so he pretended to be my girlfriend's dad to get her out of school. We borrowed my friend's dad's car, and spent the day on the town. The principal was chasing us the whole time, but he never caught us. It was the best!

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      • My 7th grade science teacher was soooo against me throughout the whole year (but i still made good grades, cuz i iz a genius). It all started when some random fem student asked her why it seemed like the moon followed her as she went on car rides with her parents. The teacher explained it could be caused by the rotation of the moon matching the rotation of the Earth in accordance to the direction they were driving. Being the curious student that i was, i raised my hand and asked if it was instead because of the distance between the earth and the moon, which would make the moon seem stagnant in the fast moving background of trees, roads, houses, mountains, etc. She tried to shoot me down, but I continued on with asking how it seems like the moon is following no matter which direction you're driving, at different speeds, at different times of the day. She had no answer and only reiterated her own explanation. She didnt even try to explain how i was wrong, she was just always right. This was the first of many moments i asked such "critical thinking" questions to her. I admit, some of them were a bit sarcastic, but most of them were inquisitive. And she had it out for me ever since. (Bish even tried to accuse me of trying to cheat on various tests, even my SAT) i passed her class easily, but it was ridiculous.

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        • Teacher is making fun of kids Mohawk and hair gel in 6th grade. "You have so much gel In your hair I bet your Mohawk stays stiff in the shower! Hahah" me "That's not the only thing that stays stiff in the shower" everyone laughs. Teacher beats my ass. Everyone laughs.

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          • He was teaching us CPR and he told me to call 911 and I replied "you're not my dad!" And he walked me out of the classroom

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            • Got detention for a joke I made up. It was in 9th grade drama and the teacher said he would say the first part of a joke and we had 10 minutes to come up with the punchline (was supposed to teach up joke and improv structure). The joke was " what did the female pig say to the male pig?". As you can imagine, most were really lame answers and unimaginative. He can to me and asked his question, then got mad at me when I responded "the female pig said put your pork between my chops". The class busted out laughing but he was fuming

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              • I was to loud moving a chair

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              • Edited by Some Hostility: 8/3/2015 9:31:56 PM
                The administrators, a couple teachers, some parents, some students, my high school principal and NYPD got mad at me for getting separated/lost on a New York field trip. One of the students in the group didn't like me and told one of the chaperones that I was ahead with another group when I was actually still in the shower in the hotel. Then she texted me and said the teacher told me to get on the subway by myself (I should mention I'm a girl from SC and had never seen a subway, I was also 15 at the time) and meet up with them at Times Square, but the teacher actually said for me to stay in the hotel cause they were sending a chaperone to get me. When I wasn't at the hotel when the chaperone get there they called NYPD because I couldn't get service on my phone while on the subway. I somehow got a text from a different girl saying "they're calling the cops" while on the subway but that was it. I started crying and had no idea where I was going, a British couple helped me find them though. Obviously no one believed that the girl did that to me, they wouldn't even look at the messages on my phone. They believed I ran off to go shopping. It caused a lot of drama between the girls, they all started fighting with each other, one locked herself in the bathroom and threatened to cut herself (she already struggled with this), one chaperone called me in their room by myself and accused me of smoking cigarettes in the hotel room, and one mother and daughter left at 2 am that night and took a flight home. I wasn't allowed on any more field trips in high school and had to drop the program because everyone including the teacher hated me afterwards. That's what I get for joining a Fine Arts magnet program in high school. That girl shed a couple tears and everyone believed her, it wasn't because her parents single handedly paid for the program or anything of course not. It was really, [i]really[/i]stupid. Lol

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                  One time I was threatened by my teacher that my semester 2 final could be failed because I got up and asked her if the number "200,00" was supposed to be 20000 or 200000.

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                • I can't remember if I already posted in here or not so I'm gonna post again. While this doesn't really relate to a teacher it does relate to school. When I was in the second grade I was playing tag with friends at recess. I told one of them "I'm gonna get you!" and chased after them as fast as I could and fell before getting them. When I got up to dust myself off a lunch monitor grabbed me by the back of my coat and took me down to the office and complained that I was trying to hurt other students. So, my principal had to take me down to my friends class to ask him if I chased him. He said yes, but we were just playing tag. The lunch monitor asked if I said I was going to get him, he said yes, and my principal sighed and said he had to suspend me for the rest of the day. For playing tag. And I never even caught him. [spoiler]I am still "it" to this day.[/spoiler]

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                  • In health when we watched a video of a woman giving birth, and the girl next to me who I guess was squeamish fainted and I caught her...in a very awkward position. The teacher yells at me for molesting her, all the guys hate me, all the girls think I'm a pervert, and the girl was the only person not to get mad at me. FML.

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                    • I remember, in 6th grade, some bitch substitute tried to give me and my lab group detentions for improperly following the directions. She said we were being insubordinate. I think the lady had a grudge against me because I had moved to the new school and refused to join their "gifted" classes that she directed. The next day my teacher ripped the detentions up. Also, when I was in Kindergarten I had an absolute [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] as a lunch monitor. She required all of us to hold our trays a specific way( the milk facing out on the top right and our silverware on the left.). We were not allowed to talk. After finishing we had to slide our trays forward, set our heads down, and wait for lunch to end and the command to throw away our food to be given. I missed so much recess because of that witch. If I saw her today, unfortunately I doubt the old hag is still kicking, i'd give her an earful. I think her name was Mrs. Silver, or something like that. She was also our nurse.

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                    • She didnt really get mad at me but: This d[b]ick[/b] was punching me in the balls ALOT (dont ask me why) and i got hit in the head with a tennis ball, the d[b]ick[/b] said "who threw that, i want to thank him" I was crying at the time because it bloody hurt, but without even thinking i went over and (because the guy had long hair) i pulled on his hair as hard as i could He ended up crying on the floor He goes to tell the teacher Teacher comes over I say my side of things She said it was justified I liked her

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                      • My seventh grade science teacher tried to flunk me for no reason. My work went missing and she "didn't know where it went" I took pictures of every assignment before I turned it in, and then I showed her the pictures. She said that she never got them. Then, I made 2 copies of my homework one time and when she "lost" one, I turned the other one in and somehow got an F. I ended up telling the principle and she got fired. Then I got moved to a really cool teacher.

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                        • I didn't get in "trouble" but it was still funny. So, i wad in grade 2 and we were doing this kinds of animals thing (mammals, reptiles, amphibians etc.) and the teacher put us in groups for each kind of animal and we had to find pictures in magazines or something, i was in the amphibian group. So there i am putting down names and pictures of like frogs and stuff when a kid in my group says to put down a crocodile, and i say that it isn't an amphibian it is a reptile. He/she (cant remember) asks the Education Assistant (EA, for later references) and she says that a crocodile and turtle are both amphibians. Then me and her get into a 10 minute argument about whether its an amphibian or a reptile. I finally just say (pretty loud) something like, fine get it wrong, she then gives me a glare. Then well obviously we got it wrong and i went up to her and said that i told her so. And then we were given the marks. That was my story about an stupid EA.

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                          • I tend to draw album covers in my free time, usually going off my phone while I listen to that album on repeat. There was one, I can't supply an image yet because my service is garbage and it won't load, but it was the Foo Fighters debut album. Basically, it's a raygun. That doesn't exist. Teacher lost her shit and didn't even ask what it was supposed to be.

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                            • In 6th grade, we had 9 people at our lunch table (max was 8), and the lunch lady comes over and gets mad at my friend, and he has to move tables so he is sitting by himself. So me and a few other people go over to sit by him, because we had just had a "friendship" assembly. Then the lunch lady gets mad at us for moving tables and we get sent to the principals office. Long Story short, he was pissed that the lunch lady wasted his time and then he let us go with Popsicles. Suck my grape Popsicle lunch lady!

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