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Edited by TotalSNAFU:
6/7/2015 12:41:34 AM
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Dumbest reason a teacher got mad at you?
My 11th grade English teacher got mad at me for saying "goddamn". Threatened to call my parenys about it. Told her to go for it.
[spoiler]she never did.[/spoiler]
Edit: I find it funny that new posts tend to start around the time schools let out.
Edit 2: I have to admit I never expected this to get so big.
English
#Offtopic
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9 RepliesMy teacher got mad because I said "can I go to the toilet?" She replied with "I don't know can you?" So I said "yep" and walked out
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1 Reply>be me >chemistry class >boring day >class experiment >pretty chemicals.jpg >teacher says go >mix all bottles >what did you do >ohsh!t.gif >toxic vapor >call emergency services >can't breath >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
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A teacher got mad at me because I got chased into the bathroom by another girl threatening to hit me with a stick... not fun
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A teacher got mad at me for doing my work got real confused that day
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1 ReplyI stabbed a kid in the hand with a pencil. LIKE WTF TEACHER?
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Teacher said to bring some thing a teacher [u][i][b]NOW[/b][/i][/u] I did nothing
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*Asks to go to Bathroom* *Gets sent to the Ninjas for violating Code of Conduct*
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Biting my nails...
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One of my teachers is always cranky and angry because everybody in the class just plays around and doesn't pay attention (The class is 4th period science). Even though everyone breaks "the science classroom rules" (no eating, no horseplay, fire safety, etc.), he never does anything. He just gives up. I feel kind of sorry for him actually. He's a 50 year old man with children. My friend in 3rd period says at the end of class, he frowns and looks at the floor, as if something incredibly horrible is approaching. Anyways, one day, he snaps. Gives out suspensions to some, and referrals to others, detention, you name it. He didnt even say anything. At the end of class, he just placed each punishment on the culprit's desk. Thankfully i wasnt one of them even though i bring food to class each day.
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I was permanently banned from a school because I made a drawing of adolf selling hotdogs.
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Threw a goldfish at someone and got a referral [b]REASON:[/b]Goldfish lead to open cartons of milk, open cartons of milk lead to closed cartons of milk, and closed cartons of milk lead to concussions. (I'm not making this up I swear I'm directly quoting the teacher)
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Join this kik convo #whatadaytobealive
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I asked my algebra teach out lol [spoiler]jk[/spoiler] [spoiler]but look at the thread this is in https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/167130544/0/0/1[/spoiler]
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27 RepliesSo I had this teacher in 6th grade she was a bitch. She was ducking diehard atheist science teacher. Always cramming her belief down other's throats. One day, I raised my hand and said, "I'm Catholic," I get written up. For "Disrespecting the Teacher." I showed it to the principal, he laughed, threw it in the trash can, and told me took back to class.
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5 RepliesEdited by Altarisian: 6/14/2015 2:23:19 AMJust this month, we were watching the morning announcements. As the video started, the teacher told everyone to put their phones away. Normally she waits for when the video is done to ask for our phones, so we can start class. Me and some other girls were playing on our phones, and just as I held the lock button to turn my phone off, the teacher takes it from my hands. She then messes with it and changes my time zone from est to central (don't ask me how) and I finally take it and turn it off. She then puts it in the cubby where we put all our phones. Meanwhile all the other girls are playing with their iPhones and 30 minutes into class they still have them and the teacher doesn't do anything. THANKS MADAME FERRAT
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6 RepliesEdited by ultra: 1/5/2016 11:57:24 PM>be my brother sophomore year >Feminist teacher > gives A+ To a girl who barely shows up > brother says "Why did I get a c?, it's SPANISH!" (Girl wasn't latino) > Teacher rants about men and they're all ways wrong > she says she'll suspend him for disrespect >Brother says [spoiler]DO IT! JUST DO IT! DONT LET YOUR FEMINIST PRES. BE A PROBLUM ![/spoiler] .> TEACHER IS FIERD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Originaly posted August 2, 2015 Edit: holy[u]shìt [/u] this was a long time ago...
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Was it because the teacher tried to take your phone?
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1 ReplyMy teacher's say "crap, damn, s[b]h[/b]it, f[b]u[/b]ck, bs" I'm not lying
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1 ReplyFor calling her a stupid Jew
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I got sent out of science class once because I threw an M&M at someone.
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Smoking in class
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Edited by Ì Prö ÑÆłíś: 10/27/2015 3:09:26 AM[spoiler]i didn't get in trouble but still[/spoiler] >be me in preschool >freakin substitute >mom packs wrong lunch >teacher brings popcorn >you can only have some if you eat all of your lunch >remember it's the wrong lunch >I dont like apple sauce >teacher refuses to give me popcorn >I insist that it was a mix up >never got popcorn that day;(
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School just started a couple weeks ago and i got in trouble for "listing porn". It was stupid me and my friend Joeseph were quoting bullshit from #OffTopic, as soon as I said Hentai (which is suprising for a teacher and principle to know) both of us got detention
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2 RepliesI cut a piece of paper into a triangle, then drew illuminati triangles all over it, on the backside I wrote: "Meet behind the McDonalds at 9:11 O'clock, Remember to greet the president" She took it and brought it into the teacher's lounge. I'm pretty sure I heard laughing coming from the room. Just a funny moment not getting mad though
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Edited by Balia: 9/12/2015 10:03:57 PMSo my friend kicked my chair under the table ( you know where you have to lift the table to get it ) and kept it there with his foot. So I laugh and try to get the chair. When I lift the table to get it the teacher asks me to sit down. I try to explain to her that I can't because it's under the table, mind you I was at the front of the class aswell, and she just said "Stop being pathetic". I was quite shocked that she said that so I took full advantage in the fact that I had the upper hand in what was turning out to be an argument. I looked at her questionably and laughed in her face manically. She gives me an after school for that and I shut up. Now all lesson she's giving me looks. When the lesson ends, it was the last lesson of the day as well, she comes up to me as I was still sitting down watching the last person leave and she leans down showing some cleavage. I could feel the blood rushing now and she then proceeds to take off her top while pulling on my tie bringing me closer. I then looked at her up and down and you may ask what I did? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the licence plate said 'fresh' and there were dice on the mirror. I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought " naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie " yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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Reading The bitch got mad cuz I did my work And started reading In [i]english[/i] what the -blam!- That's what we're supposed to do dammit
