1.) Take the drugs.
2.) Put them on the closest, hard-surface table you can find.
3.) Organize them all together into a nice pile in front of you.
4.) Meditate and get to your happy place. Make sure you are sitting down within a good distance of the table.
2.) Without holding back, smash your face into the table repeatedly until the drugs enter your body through your face.
0.) If you're not feeling the drugs, then keep going. It just means you're not trying hard enough.
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Haha I got a good laugh from this, and I'm not even high yet xD