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Edited by Prometheus25: 4/13/2015 1:02:16 AM
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Seventh Conflux Flood Topic Train Ep 2

[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/520845]Seventh Conflux[/url] is a group trying hard to bring back B.old style community interaction through contests, content, and game nights. The [i]Topic Train[/i] is a new spin up to branch out into #Offtopic, injecting some new material into the sub-forum each week, if it takes off. Check out the group for other events and threads and check out the wall to join in discussion of new ideas or just an older, less chaotic style of chat. Alright, let's get to it again. Pretend all that snow in the gif is the amalgam of religious, political and "I'm [lonely], AMA" threads. Get out of the way for the Topic Train. Just like last week, pick any or all questions to answer. Topic Train Topic 1: You are forced to replace your arms with different, non-arm objects. Link a picture as to what they will be replaced with and answer why. Topic Train Topic 2: Off-topic is now a country. What are our national symbols? Topic Train Topic 3: Complete the sentence: "We would have stole _______ from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for _______." Topic Train Topic 4: Would you rather never be able to post Lenny again OR never again have another reply to a post you've made? Topic Train Topic 5: There's this cartoon I remember watching as a kid. More of a short, I guess. Anyways, it featured this creepy guy crawling out of a clock. Does anyone remember this? I can't find a video of this clock man. Prommy out.

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  • Topic #3 : the world, miscommunication.

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  • [quote]clock man[/quote] Ohohohoho.

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  • Edited by ImHereToHelp: 4/14/2015 4:27:38 AM
    Edit: Should have read through the other answers first...lots of repeat... Topic Train Topic 1: You are forced to replace your arms with different, non-arm objects. Link a picture as to what they will be replaced with and answer why. So I could still hold my pint of beer. And I guess climb glass surfaces... Topic Train Topic 2: Off-topic is now a country. What are our national symbols? A porch. Topic Train Topic 3: Complete the sentence: "We would have stole Ling Ling's head from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for Jerome." Topic Train Topic 4: Would you rather never be able to post Lenny again OR never again have another reply to a post you've made? I could go my whole life without seeing Lenny again and it would be wonderful... Topic Train Topic 5: There's this cartoon I remember watching as a kid. More of a short, I guess. Anyways, it featured this creepy guy crawling out of a clock. Does anyone remember this? I can't find a video of this clock man. This is [i]one[/i] thing I refuse to help with....

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    • 4. Tough choice. I don't like being limited in what I say, but I do enjoy feedback. Probably lose my right to post Lenny.

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    • Edited by Zonda: 4/13/2015 8:06:33 AM
      TT5: I have phoned several universities who are on the case. We have managed to trace it back to a broadcasting program from the 1980's called "Pinwheel," but the name of the show itself remains anonymous. We will please you, Commander Santa.

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      • Great idea Prometheus. 2 things though. 1. Why not make 5 separate threads instead of one with 5 questions? There's a lot of users here sick of AMAs and religious/political flame wars. 2. We really need to know the rules for #offtopic. In the past 2 months people are getting banned for anti-feminist comments, anti Christian threads and using phrases like OP is a -blam!- and bypassing the profanity filter. What I want to know is, why are anti Christian/feminist threads being deleted and not the anti atheist/gay ones. In my case, my anti-Christian thread was a parody of an anti-gay thread. It died 2 months ago. I replied to every comment saying it was a dead parody thread but still got a ban for it. Similarly I got banned about a week ago for bypassing the profanity filter and saying OP is a -blam!-. I know this is against the CoC, but in the 7/8 months I've been here it's been acceptable in the flood. Hell, it's part of our culture. I saw one guy get banned for posting spongebob squarepants 4 times in the same comment chain. Granted it could be classed as spam, but the guy was singing the theme song with me! So yeah, have the rules changed for this part of the forum? Are you just enforcing the CoC more? Could you let us know? Or track down the person who's doing this and stop them? I'd feel a lot safer posting if I knew what was going to get me banned.

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        • Did you just change halos seventh column into a destiny reference by saying seventh conflux.... No....just no.

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          • [quote]Topic Train Topic 1: You are forced to replace your arms with different, non-arm objects. Link a picture as to what they will be replaced with and answer why.[/quote] Lobster claws so that, should I ever get hungry, I can always boil and eat one for a tasty treat. [quote]Topic Train Topic 2: Off-topic is now a country. What are our national symbols?[/quote] Bird: The booby. Or the tit. Tree: The larch. The. Larch. Flower: A peaceful one. Coat of Arms: A dog, sable, rampant, on a porch argent. [quote]Topic Train Topic 3: Complete the sentence: "We would have stole _______ from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for _______."[/quote] McGuffin, Stosh [quote]Topic Train Topic 4: Would you rather never be able to post Lenny again OR never again have another reply to a post you've made?[/quote] I've never posted Lenny. [quote]Topic Train Topic 5: There's this cartoon I remember watching as a kid. More of a short, I guess. Anyways, it featured this creepy guy crawling out of a clock. Does anyone remember this? I can't find a video of this clock man.[/quote] Sorry, no idea.

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          • [quote]Topic Train Topic 3: Complete the sentence: "We would have stole _______ from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for _______."[/quote] We would have stolen the Master Chief statue from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for Jerome. [quote]Topic Train Topic 4: Would you rather never be able to post Lenny again OR never again have another reply to a post you've made? [/quote] Never post Lenny again. Ever. Forced memes from 4chan are the worst.

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          • [quote] Train Topic 1: You are forced to replace your arms with different, non-arm objects. Link a picture as to what they will be replaced with and answer why.[/quote] All of my limbs will be replaced with pool cues. Will it make me better at pool? Let's find out together. [quote] Topic Train Topic 2: Off-topic is now a country. What are our national symbols? [/quote] John Cena is our national mascot, to begin with. [quote] Topic Train Topic 3: Complete the sentence: "We would have stole government secrets from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for those meddling kids."[/quote] [quote] Topic Train Topic 4: Would you rather never be able to post Lenny again OR never again have another reply to a post you've made?[/quote] Lenny, you and I have had some good times together, but this is the end for us. I'll miss you. [quote] Topic Train Topic 5: There's this cartoon I remember watching as a kid. More of a short, I guess. Anyways, it featured this creepy guy crawling out of a clock. Does anyone remember this? I can't find a video of this clock man.[/quote] Ask Santa. Prommy out.[/quote]

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          • Lenny face is too glorious to stop posting a Lenny face [spoiler] ╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ …..╚(███)╝ ……╚(██)╝ …… (█) [/spoiler]

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          • [quote] Topic Train Topic 1: You are forced to replace your arms with different, non-arm objects. Link a picture as to what they will be replaced with and answer why.[/quote] A wet noodle. Bitches love noodles. [quote] Topic Train Topic 2: Off-topic is now a country. What are our national symbols? [/quote] Can you have a country with 5-6 edgy teenagers talking to each other on their alts? [quote] Topic Train Topic 3: Complete the sentence: "We would have stole [b][u]Ling Ling's head[/u][/b]from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for [b][u]Jerome's hammer[/u][/b]." [/quote] [quote] Topic Train Topic 4: Would you rather never be able to post Lenny again OR never again have another reply to a post you've made? [/quote] I would rather never see Lenny. [quote] Topic Train Topic 5: There's this cartoon I remember watching as a kid. More of a short, I guess. Anyways, it featured this creepy guy crawling out of a clock. Does anyone remember this? I can't find a video of this clock man. [/quote] I don't watch Hentai, sorry man.

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            • About #5, are you Forever MS.[spoiler]and/or Commander Santa [/spoiler]

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            • bow chicka bow wow

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              • Edited by Sapid: 4/13/2015 3:07:45 AM
                Never post lenny again. I think I saw clockman in - *gets sniped*

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              • We would have stolen Soffish from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for Stosh.

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              • [quote]Topic Train Topic 1: You are forced to replace your arms with different, non-arm objects. Link a picture as to what they will be replaced with and answer why.[/quote] Because 'murica. [quote]Topic Train Topic 2: Off-topic is now a county. What are our national symbols? [/quote] Hate. Hate all the way. [quote]Topic Train Topic 3: Complete the sentence: "We would have stole _______ from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for _______."[/quote] "We would have stole Marty from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for Bungie who fired him."

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              • The 2nd amendment protects the kind of arms I would use.

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              • [quote]Topic Train Topic 1: You are forced to replace your arms with different, non-arm objects. Link a picture as to what they will be replaced with and answer why.[/quote] Because I can. Topic Train Topic 3: Complete the sentence: "We would have stole [u]True Underdog[/u] from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for [u]True Underdog[/u]."

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              • Edited by ZoltoydeZ77: 4/13/2015 2:05:55 AM
                Topic Train Topic 3: Complete the sentence: "We would have stole Ling Ling's Head from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for Stosh." Topic Train Topic 4: Would you rather never be able to post Lenny again OR never again have another reply to a post you've made? Never have and never will post that face. Topic Train Topic 5: There's this cartoon I remember watching as a kid. More of a short, I guess. Anyways, it featured this creepy guy crawling out of a clock. Does anyone remember this? I can't find a video of this clock man. The search continues.

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              • Edited by Mr Mulberry: 4/13/2015 12:41:03 AM
                [quote] Topic Train Topic 1: You are forced to replace your arms with different, non-arm objects. Link a picture as to what they will be replaced with and answer why. [/quote] One of deez, why? Because it's impractical.

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              • [quote]Pretend all that snow in the gif is the amalgam of religious, political and "I'm [lonely], AMA" threads.[/quote]Talk about not eating the yellow snow. [quote]Topic Train Topic 1: You are forced to replace your arms with different, non-arm objects. Link a picture as to what they will be replaced with and answer why.[/quote][url=http://i.gyazo.com/a23bc507f3057a8008e0a8550d5feaa9.png]Would make a neat crab joke.[/url] Maybe even a claw pun. [quote]Topic Train Topic 2: Off-topic is now a county. What are our national symbols? [/quote]Pile of manure would be the national food. Thorn bush would be the national plant. Sloth is the national animal. [quote]Topic Train Topic 3: Complete the sentence: "We would have stole _______ from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for _______."[/quote]Ling ling; Jerome. [quote]Topic Train Topic 4: Would you rather never be able to post Lenny again OR never again have another reply to a post you've made?[/quote]Never to post Lenny again. [quote]Topic Train Topic 5: There's this cartoon I remember watching as a kid. More of a short, I guess. Anyways, it featured this creepy guy crawling out of a clock. Does anyone remember this? I can't find a video of this clock man.[/quote]Sorry Santa, can't help you out tonight.

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