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2/15/2005 10:12:14 PM
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The Coolest Story Ever REVISED! (by a different author)

One time, I went to the store. At the store, I saw some delicious [b]antihersk8tr[/b] and ate it (how do [i]you[/i] like it -blam!-?). On the way home, I accidentley ran over a guy named [b]Twinkie.[/b] [b]MCs Brother[/b] cheered for some reason. Startled, I said "what the hell are you doing in my car?!" So I threw him out and ran him over. On the way home, I saw my friend, [b]Douglas Brown[/b] next to the arcade. I also saw [b]Ruze[/b] and the [b]Webmaster[/b] passed out, with countless empty liquor bottles at their feet. Then I got a call. It was [b]Steelbulletproof[/b] and she urgently needed help. I sped to her house, then asked her what was wrong. She needed help opening a jar of pickles. I revived [b]MCs Brother[/b] from the dead and made him say ".......... "Then I ran him over again. [b][color=white]THE END[/b][/color] [Edited on 2/15/2005 2:17:03 PM]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] un gato [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halifax I wasn't in it. Therefore, it is not the coolest story ever.[/quote] On the bright side, you aren't roadkill.[/quote] Good point.
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  • You cant steel my idea! i got it copyrighted. Oh and how is that revenge... you cant even spell my name right. Mmmm im hungry *anti starts to eat [b]buffalo wing[/b]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halifax I wasn't in it. Therefore, it is not the coolest story ever.[/quote] On the bright side, you aren't roadkill.
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  • Mmmmm road kill, tasty.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] buffalo wing [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother You bastard.....[/quote] Did that [i]seriously[/i] offend you?[/quote] No.[/quote] Don't worry. You'll have an important role in my next installment: Buffalo's Coolest Story Ever Part 2. And I promise you won't be road-kill. [Edited on 2/15/2005 3:01:39 PM]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] buffalo wing [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother You bastard.....[/quote] Did that [i]seriously[/i] offend you?[/quote] No.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother You bastard.....[/quote] Did that [i]seriously[/i] offend you?
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  • Revenge is sweet.
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  • I wasn't in it. Therefore, it is not the coolest story ever.
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  • You bastard.....
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