You are sitting at your local Taco Bell enjoying a tasty Doritos shell taco. Suddenly this guy walks up and dumps your Mountain Dew all over your head and asks what are you gonna do about it. The restaurant all starts to bust up laughing at you.
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Edited by Handsome Jack: 4/7/2015 3:49:38 AMReply, "Thats what your mom said last night" The entire restaurant will respond with an, "OHHHHHHHH!!!!!" And luckily, because my Dorito shell mixed with my Mountain Dew kickstart, my MLG powers immediately activate sending "Deal With It" glasses on to my face and a roar of screaming children from the COD community join in the "OOOOHHHHH!!" And then the man begins to melt into a puddle of MLG slime, which I infuse into my Mountain Dew Kickstart and continue drinking as it makes me level up and I select what to spend my skillpoint on. I use it to fully max out my speech skill.
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Nope.
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Does anyone want my free mulligans abortion card I'm only 2 abortions away from getting a free abortion
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I don't have a local Taco Bell. I have never seen one in the UK. But if that did happen, I would ask him "Door or window?"
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Tell him to f*** off, or I'll rustle his jimmies so hard he'll have to pull it out of his d***hole
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Won't happen 1. -blam!- Doritos 2. Mnt dew is for scrub lords
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Probably laugh with them, not a violent or vengeful guy, that and I've had more of a gross humiliation.
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Id fjght him and beat him with my speed and intellect, im also a fast hard hitter sooo...
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I'd probably just kick him in the balls, smash his head on the table, break his limbs, and decapitate him with a chair, so nothing too big.
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I would eat the Dorito shell infusing me with MLG and say. "Now it's Shulk time!" And shrek the noob
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Punch that mother -blam!-er in his face. I haven't slept in three days. He messed with the wrong crackhead.
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Punch him in the dick, from the sound of it he's arrogant, so won't be expecting a retaliation, and you'll catch him by surprise. No fighting is too dirty against a douche.
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I would stand up and reap his soul. Then say to the crowd as they run away, "Who's next?"
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MLG Taco Supreme is my usual. So dumping all that dew hyper charges me to the point where I can 2680• quickscope him in 5 seconds.
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MTW+Doritos? That's the MLG combo. I could 360 no scope him now.
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Edited by Woupsea: 5/21/2015 2:54:49 PMAs I feel the dew run down my shoulders I instantly become erect, upon standing up from the table my now hard cock bounces to attention. Aimed straight at the man's stomach I bum rush him with my penis out, grab him by the shoulders, and slice him in half with my dick. I then put his upper half on the table and make him suck himself off
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No shoes No shirt No service
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Stun him by showing him this. Then it drink up the Dew giving me MLG powers, I pull out an intervention and 360 quickscope
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I'd eat him.
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It wouldn't happen, because one, I hate doritos, and two, I don't like Taco Bell anymore.
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I would break his knee cap, his nose, and his arm. In that order.
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Pull out a concealed carry pistol. Who's laughing now?
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Wip out my dick and proceed to fight him naked.
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Take out my phone so it doesn't die and say "I just had an orgasm".
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Continue eating