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Oh my god, you came back.
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Sweet mother teresa, you're still here too! Go outside or something.
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I do when I have to go to work.
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That's just moving from one box to another.
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I like boxes.
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Boxes are made by satan; you never know what's inside them.
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Another box.
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Dear god
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I am indeed.
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why must you hurt me this way.
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Because. It makes me giggle.
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you hungry hungry hippo looking piece of shit
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I will shit in your cereal.
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Jokes on you; I already eat shit!
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I've been schmackledorfed!
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And I have patiently awaited your return.
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You make me want to invert my sex organ and die.
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Can I help?
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Don't touch me you filthy animal.
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Get your paws off me you damn, dirty, peasant.
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You uppercrust noblemen never learn to keep to your damned selves!