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Edited by aditya023:
3/30/2015 12:38:24 AM
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SO ITS ALMOST APRIL FOOLS DAY...BUNGIE, BRING IT ON
Any ideas as to what Bungie will do for April Fool's? My thoughts are nothing; Bungie will do absolutely nothing..,However it would be cool to think of some ideas that seem possible (or crazy impossible) as a clever prank.
Personally I'd find it hilarious if they sold gjallarhorn through the gunsmith for 25,001 glimmer, or any exotic in that case. What would you like to see?
Edit 1: OVER 300 REPLIES! Keep the ideas flowing guardians. A couple good ones so far... They will be located under the edits and kept up to date
Edit 2: OVER 500 REPLIES! Lets get this trending guardians. Couple good laughs below
[quote]Every time you do something you get gjallarhorn then you look at it and it turns into a white rocket launcher or disappears or you could get Xur to sell no land beyond for free[/quote]
[quote]I would like every person in the tower to look like Xur.[/quote]
[quote]Why do we need to worry about Apirl Fools? Bungie already trolls us everyday...[/quote]
[quote]Reverse the effects of every exotic.
Mida will make you slower when it is equipped
Thorn will slowly give enemies health
Bad Juju will take away super energy
Red Death will kill you after you kill an enemy
Ice Breaker drains all ammo reserves
NLB becomes good...[/quote]
[quote]Every vandal is Randal the Vandal[/quote]
[quote]Absolutely nothing cuz old Gen consoles can't handle it.[/quote]
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#Destiny
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Every engram that drops today should appear purple, then it show its true color at the cryptarch
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check out your guardian on bungie.net.... you're welcome
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Edited by PeepSquasher: 3/29/2015 1:06:08 PMYour in Crota's End raid and everything is normal. Then b4 you start the crystal plate up , you look out the glass windows to find that Crota is holding a huge Gjallahorn of his own. If he kills the swordbearer he proceeds to T-bag them repeatidly.
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If exotic perks are reversed then Ghorn goes the opposite direction and doesn't explode at all, while truth aggressively avoids ALL Enemies
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They will announce XUR is selling Gjallarhorn and when you buy it, it transforms into No land beyond and Spongebobs laugh can be heard in the background
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1 ReplyBungie tries to implement funny hats and deletes their entire player database
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8 RepliesAbsolutely nothing cuz old Gen consoles can't handle it.
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They will announce that destiny is actually halo 5
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2 RepliesGive everyone a Ghorn that when fired for the first time shouts Trolololololol and then explodes into a cloud of confetti before breaking it self down.
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2 RepliesEdited by Butcher: 3/29/2015 9:29:24 PMSide Note: April Fool's Is Also The Day Of Reset And It Would Be Funny If There Is Kinetic Burn On The List For Nightfall And The Nightfall Is The MIssion Where You Kill The Kell King. And When He Dies Ballons And Streamers Come Out.
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If bungie really wanted to troll, then they could remove the exotic cap for a day. That would be chaos!
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1 ReplyAn April 1st, Crota will appear as the boss in the VoG And Atheon will appear as the boss in CE. Make the loading screen super long, and after 2 minutes, users have the option of waiting an additional 3 minutes to load the map, or they can load the map with bad graphics. (It will be like minecraft) Gunsmith will sell gjallarhorn for 25,001 glimmer. Guardians have a 25% chance to randomly die EVERY minute in strikes. During the "We've woken the Hive!" Mission, dinklebot will say it, then you will enter the gate to find hundreds of thrall near the door, asleep. Once you get to the objective, all the thrall will sneak up on you. In crucible, enemy guardians will not be visible. They will only appear on radar. (Have fun in inferno) NLB will shoot gjallarhorn rockets. Speaker will finally have to time to tell you why he can't tell you, but the audio quality goes mute during his speech. A random group of AI guardians can be found in patrol circled around a campfire, throwing books into the fire. (Book says, Destiny's story) When opening a chest, you have a 20% chance to get "Dickbutt"(Usable item like the Halloween item. The user constantly keeps doing a SpongeBob laugh. This sound can not be muted) All level 32 players get inflicted by "Elitist Scum" which makes them have no stability when using ANY gun. All lvl 31 and lower players get inflicted by "Filthy Casual" which makes them have no RoF for ANY gun. New mission available: Tells you to go to a certain cave. Cave collapses once all fireteam members are in there. New bounty available: Says kill 2 guardians.(gives 10 strange coins and 50,000 xp) Upon completion, bounty will reset and the text will change to Kill 2 MORE guardians. Bounty can not be completed nor be destroyed or removed until NEXT April fools.
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2 RepliesEdited by Always Feral: 3/29/2015 1:11:06 AMI don't really give a shit what they do. To me, hyping a game to be this expansive, dynamic world full of customization and crazy loot with an intriguing, on-going plot and immersive gameplay then releasing the [i]actual[/i] Destiny is the greatest April Fool's Joke they could ever accomplish. Don't worry, though, I'm sure they'll release some condescending blog post about the holiday that everyone will either dick-ride with "LOLOLOLOL SO GOOD BUNGIE YOU GOT ME!" posts or more "F*** YOU BUNGIE I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! (runs upstairs and slams bedroom door)" posts...
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We get another gift from a "mysterious benefactor" and it's a white gun
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PIMPS AT SEA!
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If crota threw his sword and killed everybody in the raid before the last sword and then the second run he doesn't do it and when you finished you get nothing but no land beyonds
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this would be kind of funny. If Bungie made the gunsmith sell the NLB for 25 000 glimmer but when you buy it you actually get the Gjallarhorn, I wonder how many people would actually try and buy NLB. Another thing they could do is add a new exotic bounty that was a really long and tedious bounty that ended up giving you NLB.
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Edited by wab73: 3/29/2015 10:17:35 PMBungie lets you finish a crucible game without having the contacting destiny servers pop up come on
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1 ReplyEdited by xxScrubLordxx1: 3/29/2015 4:24:07 AMWhenever you use icebreaker, you will explode every time you squeeze the trigger for the day. It would make sense as the vanguard warns users of this gun imploding in the grimoire
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1 ReplyXur will sell gjallarhorn for 25001 glimmer
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Giving out fake Ghorns through postmaster.
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Make Xur sell all the best exotics for 25001 glimmer
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8 RepliesEverybody arrives at the tower on April 1st to find that a package at the postmaster has arrived, everyone clicks it and it's an EXOTIC PRIMARY WEAPON ENGRAM!! They all run over to the cryptarch to open this and... [spoiler]Everybody gets a No Land Beyond[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesIt's been "April Fools" since release.
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4 RepliesHave 100% drop rate on exotic engram have them decrypt into whites... Hehehehe...
