theres a bunch of different kinds of poo 1) Surpoo regime - when you're sitting there and a bunch of tiny turds just come streaming out of your ass and then starts coming out slower the more you concentrate. 2) poobreaker - when you shit and wait a bit and think you're done, but then get the urge to shit some more. 3) Gjallarpoo - When you lay a huge log followed by a bunch of small turds. 4) Mida Multi-poo - When you a take a shit and it comes out fast and clean. When you wipe your ass the toilet paper doesn't have a spot of shit on it. 5) Vex Mythopoo - This happens when you eat a whole bunch of Mexican food. Every nugget that comes out of your ass feels like sitting on the sun 6) The last poo - This is when you go to take a shit, and everything comes out in under 5 seconds and you're done 7) Necropoo - This is probably one of the worst ones. This happens when you try to take a shit so bad, but it just doesn't want to come out. You keep forcing and forcing but you only make a little bit of progress. Eventually you end up taking your shit but it leaves you feeling very dissatisfied. 8) red deathpoo - I would honestly recommend getting that checked, shit isn't supposed to be that color. 9) No poo beyond - This poo always comes at the worst time. either when you're driving, or somewhere where a toilet isn't. You know you shouldn't be taking that shit behind some random strangers tree, but you gotta do what you gotta do. 10) hard poo - This is when the shit comes out in one nice log. When you flush it doesn't even break and just goes down the pipe as is. 11) dragon's poo - This is really bad for other people about to use the toilet. You take such a smelly shit that even the ceiling fan can't take that smell out of there. It just lingers for awile while everyone else just avoids that toilet. 12) Plan poo - this is when you realize you're out of toilet paper, and then remember you have one in the other room that you use instead of napkins. 13) Bad poo-poo - Every time you wipe your ass and think you're done, you get the urge to shit again. (Courtesy of taco pizza)