I heard the best one the other day. Was raiding with a group of younger dudes, late teens early 20's the other day. We hear the one kid's dad walk in and say 'we need to talk' all seriously and what not, the kid says 'oh man what is it this time?' The dad says "have you ever heard of a mercy flush? What you did to that toilet this morning just isn't fair to the rest of the family" we all start laughing hysterically while the kid and his dad get into an argument about it. The dad keeps explaining how he's tired of it happening every day and the kid needs to learn how to mercy flush (where I come from it's called a courtesy flush but anyways...) funniest argument I've ever heard over a headset