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Edited by Prometheus25: 3/27/2015 10:19:54 PM
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DeeJ is standing naked in your kitchen

He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast. How do you react?

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  • Join them naked with a toast

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  • Grab knife, cut off dick, proceed to kick him out. [spoiler]then eat toast[/spoiler]

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  • I'd suck his dick

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    • I'd ask him if I can have some sort of strawberry, raspberry, or grape jelly/jam/spread on my toast instead.

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    • Get naked with him and help him prepare

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    • Take the toast, eat it, and then use the butter as lubricant during the anal sex

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      • I have celiac. So I would avoid that toast like it was rancid meat. As for DeeJ standing naked in my kitchen... I'd probably tell him to actually listen to the community. I would then throw away whatever the blam I was drinking. I might end up with a naked nubbin or noiseless purse on my bed.

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      • Press my life aleart.

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      • Walk away

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      • I would slap him across the face with my $15 instore credit for trading in destiny

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      • Beat him to death with a destiny expansion pass pamphlet

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        • Ha!

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        • Shia surprise!

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        • Run in the opposite direction. Go to Canada Change name Begin new life as college student.

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        • OP did you have a dream that confused your sexuality again?

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        • [quote][/quote]

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        • Edited by Spookofdaskelton: 5/18/2015 12:53:48 AM
          Nuke [Edit] changed my mind, video above is the only right way to react

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        • Not again!

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        • Edited by R0ÄRĪÑG Šį1ēńçè: 3/31/2015 12:28:05 AM
          Tell him to fix the game like he fixes breakfast [spoiler]OOOOOOOOO[/spoiler]

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          • I eat the toast

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          • Continues to unchained dinosaur.

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          • Make that mother -blam!-er a YouTube sensation

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          • I hand him nudez

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          • -blam!- him like the cruptarch -blam!-s me

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          • You ahh want some... pants?

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