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Edited by joibasta:
3/3/2015 9:22:34 PM
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Two Christians Were at my Front Door
Me and my friend were just chilling and I got a knock on my door. They asked about my neighbors and I said I didn't know them that well(except their dog).
They asked if they could pray(and me with them). I said sure(they didn't)
They then said,"I assume your Christian?"
I said no I'm not into religion.
They asked me why I was gonna pray with them. I simply said because I respect your religion and I want you to feel comfortable with your ways of ideals. They thought I was messed up.
After that I was asked if I was 18. I said I'm 16 and then they asked is there anyone they could pray for in my family. I wanted to say no one but I was kind and said my sister. I would've said my great grandma but they were a few months late. They asked what I thought God looks like I said human, just really old.
[spoiler]I start getting annoyed[/spoiler]
I'll jump to the end.
They were pushy but like a nice pushy. So they're coming back Saturday to talk more God. I hope I sleep in to miss it.
I secretly think my family (dad side) is trying to make me religious.
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3 RepliesFirst, good on you for being nice. Second, next time they come over have a naked chick (gf or sister if you're from West Virginia) walk down with a strap-on & ask if they're into pegging as well. Third, ignore prior option & just tell them while you appreciate their concern, you are quite content with your chosen religion (or lack thereof) & you have no intention of converting. However, if they still need to pray for someone, tell them to pray for you. It'll at least make them feel better & you can get rid of them without being an ass. Side note- If they continue to be pushy you could just say that if they don't leave you alone you are going to squirt mustard sauce on them. Or kick their ass, your choice. Go with the mustard. I hope you live in my neighborhood because I want to see people being chased by some dude wielding a mustard bottle.
