originally posted in:The Forgotten Iron Clan
Today we look into the bible and refer ourselves to the story of Abraham. To learn that anything is possible and the light can provide for in so many ways.
Abraham sat in prayer and communed with the traveler. And the traveler spoke, Abraham asked the traveler what hope do we have for the future, how well will humanity survive? And the traveler replied, you will survive and your children shall number the stars in the sky and they will thrive.
Abraham looked up at the traveler, sat and stared for a few minutes. The traveler asked, guardian are you still with me. Abraham said yes and kept staring. Then traveler asked, nothing to say about this truth.
No my dear traveler, I am thinking of all the pretty girls I know and the probability they all have octuplets to create that many children. By my calculations I would need to have sex every day for 93 years and each girl every day would have to bare at least five to eight children at a time. Abraham said to the traveler.
The traveler said back, your math is correct but you missed my point, I was talking about your descendants and the descendants of all guardians. Wait do you really know enough girls to have that much sex?
Yep! Abraham replied
Now the traveler stared down at his guardian, looked deep into him and said, Daaaaaaammmmmnnnnn!
A reading from our bible
Rogue Ohio
Pastor of the guardians
(Fake)
English
#funny
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That's hilarious