I keep seeing SmoggyPluto but I have no clue what it is? Can anyone tell me or give me an inkling to what it is?
Edit: What the -blam!- is going on with these comments o.o
Edit2: I got the answer I wanted like three times.
Edit3: Please let this post die already.
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Edited by innateprism2013: 10/27/2015 12:39:25 PMsmoggy pluto took oryx
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Why, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Smoggy... It was a cold, dark day and myself and five other Guardians were at Atheon on Hard Mode. We were no match. We tried and we tried and we tried but alas, we could not prevail. We decided to give it one more go and I ended up being the last man standing. Just as we were about to give up, the impossible happened. "SmoggyPluto has joined the Fireteam" We were stunned. A seventh Fireteam member? How could this be? He joined the game and immediately proceeded to revive my fallen comrades; even though we were on Hard Mode. At this point me and the rest of the Fireteam were perplexed. Regardless of the unworldly, God-like wizardry we had just experienced, we pressed on. "OK g-g-get ready to teleport g-guys" I mumbled. SmoggyPluto let out a silent yet hearty chuckle and merely muttered the words: "No." Immediately Atheon shed a tear, lifted up the Gates and proceeded to cheese himself by running off of the edge. We were speechless. I think the female member of the Fireteam had an orgasm. We all received a No Land Beyond each except from SmoggyPluto whom received a Gjallarhorn. He showed his distaste by going: "Humph". Immediately, all of our No Land Beyonds turned to Gjallahorns and we were all level 32 with maxed out Raid gear. However, his Gjallarhorn had turned into a No Land Beyond. "That's better" he said. "SmoggyPluto has left the Fireteam" I only cried for 80 minutes.
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I don't like smoggypluto
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Smoggypluto does not want this thread to die.
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Necro-bump this post. The sun winces at Smoggy Pluto when he arrives at the Lighthouse.
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SmoggyPluto taught the warlocks how to blink. SmoggyPluto single handedly defeated the Ahamakara, and let the warlocks take the credit. SmoggyPluto invented Windows in his garage. SmoggyPluto tells Apple to read the Terms & Conditions, and they do. SmoggyPluto taught Bear Grylls to survive in the wilderness. SmoggyPluto has more vault space than you. SmoggyPluto found the 6th VoG chest; he found it in Crota's End. SmoggyPluto dismantled his Gjallarhorn: Bungie returned it. Smoggy is love. Smoggy is life.
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SmoggyPluto once had a staring contest with a Gorgon. He won. He once shot his sniper at the moon. Thus the Hellmouth was formed. The speaker DID tell him of the great battle centuries ago. He gave the Stranger his rifle. He once killed 100 Hive majors with No Land Beyond. Then he started firing. The Queen of the Reef owes him favors. The Gjallarhorn wants him. Xur comes to the Tower every week to buy items from SmoggyPluto. He has ships in his vault, and a vault in his ships. He mutes the orcales. SmoggyPluto can negate the ritual of negation.
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SmoggyPluto actually has time to explain why he doesn't have any time to explain
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Smoggypluto can slam a revolving door.
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SmoggyPluto is love SmoggyPluto is life
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He played a game of Russian Rolette with a full magazine, and won.
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The raids wipe when they see him
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Crota downs himself when he appears
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SMOGGY IS LOVE, SMOGGY IS LIFE.
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Crota shouts out "smoggy is rotating"
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The golden age began when smoggy was born.
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Smoggy decodes the cryptarchs engrams
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PETITION to have this [i]ridiculous[/i] post removed. [spoiler]One simply does not ask who God is[/spoiler] Bump if you agree
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Boomers yell out smoggy
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Edited by Artifact: 3/8/2015 3:10:23 AMSmoggy killed Atheon and RNG wanted a gift from him His ghost is the traveler
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He's like Chuck Norris around here
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Smoggy Pluto once performed cpr on a young child while walking an old lady across the street as he was performing surgury on the prime minister of China, while taking a bullet for mr president and killing Hitler...AT THE SAME TIME
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I know him personally and I can say that all of these posts are true
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Chuck Norris is really just a Vex simulation in trying to figure out how to defeat SmoggyPluto.