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Edited by Trapped in Tesco:
2/23/2015 8:27:16 PM
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I'm contemplating suicide via microwave
So it's been 2 long months since I've become trapped, and things are looking bleak (there's not a lot of food left). I finally found a microwave in an employee's office, as well as a sledgehammer. I'm going to break open the glass (however difficult that may be), stick my head inside, turn on the popcorn sensor and press start. With a little luck my head will turn a nice crispy brown and will still have a cold center
So my question to you is, should I do it?
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Nobody has come to the Tesco for 2 months? This can mean only one thing: global civilization has collapsed, due to either zombies of nukes, possibly nuclear zombies, it's hard to tell. You're far safer inside. Plant some sunflower seeds, grow your own food, await the rebirth of mankind. Read some lad mags, idk.
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If your gonna do it you should livestreem it
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Plan b find a pice of metal or tin foil microwave that near a wall and it should fracture the wall Then use the sledge hammer to finish breaking out to escape
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1 ReplyDon't microwave your head
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1 ReplyHow do you even...? What're you going to do, slam the door on your head over and over again?
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2 RepliesPut your cock in there instead. Then all the bitches will want your giant cock and you won't have to do it anymore.
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You should die by taco
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Only if you put bacon on your head first.
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3 RepliesWhy don't you just break a window and jump out? That seems to make way more sense.
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7 RepliesHorrible way to go, first off you would have to hold yourself inside of it, unless you somehow strap yourself down, eyeballs would probably pop first, tongue swell, deafness from water in eardrums swelling. Agonizing pain, you would most likely pull yourself out after a few second, then have to deal with the consequences. So, no... No,no,no
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1 ReplyIf that fails try the toaster oven on "broil" and the timer set to "stay on". Should brown up the outside pretty quick.
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popcorn is food. microwave has popcorn button. therefore microwave is food.
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Try and electrocute yourself or something. I don't think the microwave will kill you since the glass will be broken and the waves can escape.
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1 ReplyUse the sledgehammer to break open the door.
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2 Repliesbro just take the door off the hinges but keep the part of the door that latches shut and keeps the door sensor compressed
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2 Replies*do it phaggot. Don't talk about it be about it.
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10 RepliesYour head would explode
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3 RepliesYeah No
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You guys need to comment to bump my thread
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7 RepliesI choose... Option 3
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Mods pls don't ban me for illegal activity, this is funny AF and you know it
