Since I couldn't bump the [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56625467]thread[/url] that I had saved, I decided to make a copy of it so that's why this is unoriginal.
Anyways, create a news headline that you think could be used by Fox News!
[i]Is your cat a terrorist? Find out at 11.[/i]
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[i]Police catch terrorist spotted by blind man[/i] Nah, too serious. [i]Is your dog violating your wife?[/i] Nah, too goofy. Meh, I don't have that good of one.