[u][b]Destiny PRO vs NOOB[/b][/u] [b]Episode 1: Vault of Glass Raid[/b] Destiny Noob: “what is (fill in blank with any destiny question)” Destiny Pro: “Christmas Noob…" (in response to any questions about the game asked to a pro..like any questions) 2. Destiny Noob: “What boss drops the fate bringer in the VOG?" Destiny Pro: Insta leaves party chat 3. Destiny Noob: “How do I get the Vex?" Destiny Pro: Insta leaves game chat 4. Destiny Noob: Gets the Vision of Confluence from Atheon. “I just want the sparrow F** this game!!" Destiny Pro: “…” 5. Destiny Noob: “Pick me up dude I’m Dead right next to you!!” (Any point in a hard mode raid) Destiny Pro: “No. Now we can win" 6. Destiny Noob: “Bro don’t open the spirit bloom chest you won’t get exotics" Destiny Pro: waits for the above comment, then opens chest Destiny Noob: “WTF Who opened the chest!?!?" Destiny Pro: “I just love blooming spirits, now STFU and play" 7. Destiny Noob: “What does VOG mean?" Destiny Pro: Hire a personal destiny tutor.. 8. Destiny Noob: “I got the Universal Remote, YAY!” Destiny Pro: “Yay man! Its bloody awful” 9. Destiny Noob: “Dude just kill Crota with one sword” Destiny Pro: no comment Destiny Noob: “Dude just watch the video" Destiny Pro: “Go play viva piñata or something" 10. Destiny Noob: “Are you really gonna use the ‘no land beyond’ at Crota checkpoint Destiny Pro: … no comment Destiny Pro’s buddy: “Its for the heavy ammo glitch” Destiny Pro: Instantly Mute all noobs to focus swordbearering Destiny Pro: Un-mute all noobs to hear them thank you for the carry when done 11. Destiny Noob: enters party chat “Hi Guys (high pitched voice)!” Destiny Pro: “I love booting people” (boots kid) Destiny Pro’s buddy: “Invite him back we can carry a 29” Destiny Pro: “Fine but if he dies once he’s gone” Destiny Noob: Dies…duh Destiny Pro: Kicks the kid even though we all die sometimes… thats just the life of a noob in destiny. GOOD LUCK AND PUT IN THE HOURS TO UNNOOB YOURSELF!! :) 12. My personal favorite of the week: Destiny Noob: “The Vex? I just wanted the hunter cape..." Destiny Pro: "LEAVE YOUR GUARDIAN BADGE AT THE DOOR GOOD SIR!” These are all real Destiny Noob questions that I have encountered. The Destiny Pro responses are all fictional and just for entertainment, but lets be honest, we are all thinking it... Happy Hunting :) *Answers: 1. N/A 2. Templar 3. Killing Atheon 4. Vision of Confluence is a phenomenal gun 5. You can’t revive in hard mode 6. I got the gjallahorn after opening the chest yesterday 7. Vault of Glass 8. It really is a bad gun 9. It takes serious coordination and gjallahorning 10. Its for the glitch, Im glad the gun has some use 11. DONT KICK the squeakers or the noobs, they are people too! :) *Disclamer: I truly did not want to insult anyone, this is all meant to be funny. Hopefully some will find the answers informative. *Disclamer: For the record! I love noobs; I often prefer to play with noobs to help them get cool rewards and teach them about this great game! *Disclamer: Destiny Pro is not me...