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Edited by TheRealNeenja: 8/14/2014 7:28:58 PM
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22 yo single Blueberry Muffin looking for an open-minded Chicken Pot Pie or Croissant. Must enjoy watching people take long walks on the beach through a high-powered telescope, and things that are sort of rose-scented but not totally accurate. Like one of those candles, but not a high quality one. More like one of the candles you would find in a gift shop at the beach, like on a side street that is only kind of popular so they barely manage to stay in business but aren't really carrying top-of-the-line stuff. Most of their sales would probably come from t-shirts that were supposed to be clever or funny but really just kind of come off as offensive versions of dad jokes. Similar to shirts most people would have enjoyed wearing when they were 12, and trying to be cool and edgy but scared to actually say bad words within earshot of adults. That's the kind of shop that would sell candles with a similar scent to what I'm looking to describe. Also, I like being next to ice cream, but not eating it. Looking for mature relationship only! IF YOUR HAVEN'T BEEN COOKED AT LEAST 15 MINUTES DO NOT CONTACT ME.
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