Life throws us a fair share of disappointments. It's all about picking yourself up by your bootstraps and having a better white-picket fence then you're neighbor. Carry on, my good chap.

But my neighbor has a sweet wrought iron fence with an inner 8' shrub privacy layer. My picket fence will just never compare.

Hang your head in shame.

You ask far too much of me. He has Lawn Gnomes. LAWN GNOMES.

You put forth too little.

Check my other replies in this subthread. I've actually put a lot of work into slacking off.

Lies.

It will if you believe in yourself.

No! It's too fancy!

But it's your fence. You're obligated to believe in it and support it no matter what.

BUT IT'S ONLY BIRD POOP. I COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD PAINT. I HAD TO SPREAD SEED EVERYWHERE.

Wouldn't bird seed cost more than paint? And besides, getting birds to shit on your fence, what kind of person are you. You should be ashamed of yourself.

The bird seed isn't even bird seed. It's actually just small ball bearings I found in a dumpster. Dumb birds.

[quote]Dumb birds.[/quote] Got me there. I'll forgive you this time.

[u]Those birds just got:[/u] [ ] Not Told [X] Told [X] Really Told [X] TOLDASAURUS REX [X] Cash4Told.com [X] No Country for Told Men [X] Knights of the Told Republic [X] ToldSpice [x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious [x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun [x] GuiTold Hero: World Told [X] Told King of Boletaria [x] Countold Strike [x] Unreal Toldament [x] Stone-told Steve Austin [X] Half Life 2: Episode Told [X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon [x] Assassin’s Creed: Tolderhood [x] Battletolds [x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl [X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo [x] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare [X] Pokemon Told and Silver [x] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of Told [X] Rampage: Toldal Destruction [x] Told Fortress Classic [x] Toldman: Arkham Told [X] The Good, The Bad, and The Told [x] Super Mario SunTold [x] Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time [X] Toldstone Creamery [x] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour [X] Super Told Boy [X] Sir Barristan the Told [X] Left 4 Told [X] Battoldfield: Bad Company 2 [X] Toldman Sachs [X] Conker’s Bad Fur Day: Live and Retolded [X] Lead and Told: Gangs of the Wild West [X] Portold 2 [X] Avatold: The Last Airbender [X] Dragon Ball Z Toldkaichi Budokai [X] Toldcraft II: Tolds of Toldberty [X] Leo Toldstoy [X] Metal Gear Toldid 3: Snake Eater [X] 3D Dot Told Heroes [X] J.R.R Toldkien’s Lord of the Told [X] Told you that PS3 has no games [X] LitTOLD Big Planet [X] Rome: Toldal War [X] Gran Toldrismo 5 [X] Told Calibur 4 [X] Told Fortress 2 [X] Castlevania: RonTold of Blood [X] Guilty Gear XX Accent Told [X] Cyndaquil, Chicorita, and Toldodile [X] Was foretold [X] Demon’s Told [X] [url]http://www.youtold.com[/url] [X] Tolden Sun: Dark Dawn [X] Tic-Tac-Told [X] Biotold 2 [X] Toldbound [X] Icetold [X] Told of the Rings [X] Hisoutentoldu [X] Told dish of revenge served [X] Apply told water to burnt area [X] The Tolden Rule [X] Dark Tolds [X] Told Story [X] Tolden Axe [X] Gary Toldman [X] Told MacDonald Had a Farm [X] Super Told XLVIII [X] Told Finger [X] Toldeneye [X] Told and Tolder [X] Told and Tolder Told [X] Lord Toldermort [X] Told Bond: Medicated Powder [X] The Tolder Scrolls [X] House Toldgaryan [X] Toldèmon O/P [X] Told Testament [X] World of Toldcraft: The Burning Told [X] All Told Everything [X] JRR Toldkien [X] Reddit Told [X] Told's spaghetti [X] The Toldman Show [X] Mementold [X] Toldega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Toldy [X] Battold Royale [X] I'll have the toldalini Alfredo, please [X] The Big Letoldski [X] Tolddock Saints [X] Legend of Total Toldage [X] carved into a toldem pole [X] DIS FOOL GOT TOLD [X] Told-finger death punch [X] Told alexandra [X] Bring me the told [X] toldboy and the tolden army [X] Followed the tolden brick road [X] Fear and Loathing in Told Vegas [X] Told Mountain [X] Snoop told [X] Toldclub [X] The Told and the Textless [X] Tolden Caulfield [X] [url=http://i.imgur.com/VQLGJOL.gif]Told[/url] [X] J.R.R Toldkien's Told of the Told [X] Land Before Told [X] The Elder Tolds III: Toldwind [X] Nightmare on Told Street [X] Bennie and the Tolds [X] David Coppertold [X] A Tale of Two Tolds [X] Colgate Toldal [ ] Halftold 3

And you just happen to have a list of Tolds for situations like this? [quote][ ] Halftold 3[/quote] My sides hath ascended to Valhalla.

It will never happen. [X] Halftold 4 is more likely to occur first.

[quote][X] Halftold 4 is more likely to occur first.[/quote] Nah man, 3 always comes before 4. It's just the way the universe works. 2deep4u

Take a class in Toldaretical Physics and get back to me.

I don't need to. I've read and co-authored Sun Tzu's "Art of Told". You're in way over your head boy, better back off now before you embarrass yourself.

I am the Told Reaper. I am Told Incarnate. Don't even try to Told me mortal.

There's no such thing as the Told Reaper. You're just a machine, and machines can be broken! Now go! Get out of here and never return! [i]damn kids...[/i]

You didn't use a Told pun! (Other than just copying mine). *RexaminesThread* I'm getting too told for this shit.

Sounds like you just got [spoiler]Told[/spoiler]