Okay guiz, let's fix our economy through large and unnecessary labor, m'kay? I have a plan that will completely fix our economic situation and end those damn mexicans from jumping those damn fences. We. Build. A. Moat. A giant moat through the US-Canadian and US-Mexican border, making us into an island state. Then, we fill the moat with... sharks and alligators. That way, illegals will be eaten. Oh, and -blam!- Canada.
Guiz, wot do u think?
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Do you have plans or specifications for said watery body?
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not sure if parody of real proposal or serious
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With the moat in place, eventually the United states will drift out into the pacific and crash into Japan and China, killing our economic rivals. It's really a good plan in the long term.