1. Stand up. 2. Walk to fridge. 3. Open fridge. 4. Take something. It doesn't matter what. 5. Check expiration date. If current date is later than expiration date, go back to step 4. 6. Check for wrapper. If there is no wrapper, skip to step 8. 7. Take off wrapper, or otherwise seperate edibles from non-edibles. 8. Insert edibles into oral cavity. 9. Chew, swallow. 10. Repeat steps 8 and 9 until edibles are completely gone. Congratulations! You're not hungry!