If you were the only person on earth for one day what would you do?
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Alright, so I'm gonna take a bulldozer, and gather all the houses and build them around a skyscraper. I'ma get all the twinkies, mashed potatoes, and Dr. Pepper, and hide in my fort. When all the people realize what happened, they'll be all like "DUDE, LEMME INTO YOUR DAMN FORT". I'll project myself all greenlike, like the guy from The Lion, the Witch in Wonderland, and say "NO, GO AWAY. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE HOPES AND DREAMS." It's perfect. And none of you can come in. [Edited on 10.04.2012 9:22 PM PDT]