That's all you need.
Come on guys, Ice breaker, breaking the ice?
Jeez.
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k now I need millions of dollars....
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This is how you do it!
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All I gathered from that was that I need to be Russian.
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Edited by The Mush lol: 1/18/2013 10:04:03 AMDude, just tell her you are a Senior Mythic Member on b.net. You don't even need any advice beyond that, except on how to get her to stop being so gigaemotionally attached to you. Additional edit: she's gonna be clingy. Pretty smooth flying, Fox.
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I'm going to kill myself if you don't start talking to me.
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Works like a charm!
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I'd just ram her with my enormous, nuclear powered boat.
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"Hey there, having a nice day?"
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*facepalm*
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I've found the best method to start a conversation is to perform a running dropkick. Make sure you hit the head. They'll be kinda disoriented, but be sure to help them up and be courteous. Assuming your tongue doesn't turn on you in the moments after, conspiring with your brain to turn you into a bumbling pig, you're golden.
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Hey - I just met you And this is crazy But heres my dick, Please lick.
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Send her a pic.
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mildly amused
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lol did you put the explanation in the OP originally, or only after ppl didnt get it? Either way, I like.
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durr hurr hurr
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thank you this made my day
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Seriously, nobody needed that? I guess you're all a bunch of studs then.
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"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
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"Excuse me, miss. I'm a little lost and I was wondering if you could give me directions [i]to your heart.[/i]"
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Hey, I have something down there, you have something down th- Oh. Crap. Well, how about I treat you to whatever you like to save face and stop myself from becoming more awkward?
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Hay gurl yu wunt sum fuk?
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It'd take a lot more for nerds here to learn how to talk to girls.
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I just flex
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"Permission to enter your port!"
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"Do you come here often?"
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I'll sail for her house immediately.