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12/12/2012 7:28:58 AM
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So, Flood, how do we stop the world from ending on December 21st?
Clearly, the world's greasiest minds are gathered here. We can do anything we set our minds too.
Let's brainstorm.
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Let's just make a new world and live in that!
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Reset the calendar.
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Take the 21st off the Calender and add December 32nd. [Edited on 12.11.2012 11:30 PM PST]
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Vous n'avez pas vu le film 2012? Vous ne pouvez pas l'arrêter. :P
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Put on helmet. Let world end ???? Profit.
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Play Assassin's Creed 6.
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I propose we build a new Earth! That way, if the one we have now just happens to get destroyed, we'll have a spare! And if the world doesn't end, then we a place to go to when the Earth is eventually over populated.
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Obviously we have to gather the 13 crystal skulls from the corners of the earth before the 21st. Then, the worlds spirit bear will rise up and save the planet, thus ushering in a new golden age. A golden age where we all drink tea and play Destiny.
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Something something slingshot...something something world domination.
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Let's take the world, and [i]push[/i] somewhere else!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread Take the 21st off the Calender and add December 32nd.[/quote] This is unacceptable! If this happens, my Birthday will no longer be on the last day of the Year!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread Take the 21st off the Calender and add December 32nd.[/quote] This is unacceptable! If this happens, my Birthday will no longer be on the last day of the Year![/quote] Fine, we add January 0 instead.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread Take the 21st off the Calender and add December 32nd.[/quote] This is unacceptable! If this happens, my Birthday will no longer be on the last day of the Year![/quote] Fine, we add January 0 instead.[/quote] January without any of the calories
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread Take the 21st off the Calender and add December 32nd.[/quote] This is unacceptable! If this happens, my Birthday will no longer be on the last day of the Year! [/quote] Fine, we add January 0 instead.[/quote] Why not February 29th?
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We shall first gather 10 polar bears born under a full moon. We arrange them in a circle all facing inward and then drop a crab in the middle of them. The one who eats the crab is then pulled from the group. We shall then place him in a pentagram circle and do the secret summoning ritual of the great Goblin Commander Grommel, conqueror of Ogriss. When he arrives, we shall build a Hall of Titans, Stonekrusher home, Hellfire hut, Plaguespitter home, Stormbringer shrine, and Nighthorde tent. Once his army is risen, we shall build a great machine to bring the moon down upon the Earth! Doing this will of course force Link to summon four giants to stop the moon from destroying Earth. Then, he shall play his Song of Time to go back in time before the moon began. However, little will he know, that we will use the time rift generated to send a Tardis back in time! The Doctor will then work with Doc Brown to construct a time machine like no other. It is a time machine which will go to all points in history and destroy the concept of December 21st from every single calendar in history!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door We shall first gather 10 polar bears born under a full moon. We arrange them in a circle all facing inward and then drop a crab in the middle of them. The one who eats the crab is then pulled from the group. We shall then place him in a pentagram circle and do the secret summoning ritual of the great Goblin Commander Grommel, conqueror of Ogriss. When he arrives, we shall build a Hall of Titans, Stonekrusher home, Hellfire hut, Plaguespitter home, Stormbringer shrine, and Nighthorde tent. Once his army is risen, we shall build a great machine to bring the moon down upon the Earth! Doing this will of course force Link to summon four giants to stop the moon from destroying Earth. Then, he shall play his Song of Time to go back in time before the moon began. However, little will he know, that we will use the time rift generated to send a Tardis back in time! The Doctor will then work with Doc Brown to construct a time machine like no other. It is a time machine which will go to all points in history and destroy the concept of December 21st from every single calendar in history![/quote] But then nobody will know about it and we will be unprepared. Also, this thread wouldn't have been made, which means we wouldn't have begun that plan
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I think I have a legitimate solution. Just get everybody to agree to not mark off the 21st on their calendar. It'll be like it never happened. Like a one in a life time reverse leap year. #NobelPeacePrize
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Emperor Gillard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door We shall first gather 10 polar bears born under a full moon. We arrange them in a circle all facing inward and then drop a crab in the middle of them. The one who eats the crab is then pulled from the group. We shall then place him in a pentagram circle and do the secret summoning ritual of the great Goblin Commander Grommel, conqueror of Ogriss. When he arrives, we shall build a Hall of Titans, Stonekrusher home, Hellfire hut, Plaguespitter home, Stormbringer shrine, and Nighthorde tent. Once his army is risen, we shall build a great machine to bring the moon down upon the Earth! Doing this will of course force Link to summon four giants to stop the moon from destroying Earth. Then, he shall play his Song of Time to go back in time before the moon began. However, little will he know, that we will use the time rift generated to send a Tardis back in time! The Doctor will then work with Doc Brown to construct a time machine like no other. It is a time machine which will go to all points in history and destroy the concept of December 21st from every single calendar in history![/quote]But then nobody will know about it and we will be unprepared. Also, this thread wouldn't have been made, which means we wouldn't have begun that plan[/quote]Don't worry, I've been saving up a rather large sum of paradox-jelly to prevent that.
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Yeah I liked the rum answer. Also hiding in a bunker playing Seintris.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Emperor Gillard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door We shall first gather 10 polar bears born under a full moon. We arrange them in a circle all facing inward and then drop a crab in the middle of them. The one who eats the crab is then pulled from the group. We shall then place him in a pentagram circle and do the secret summoning ritual of the great Goblin Commander Grommel, conqueror of Ogriss. When he arrives, we shall build a Hall of Titans, Stonekrusher home, Hellfire hut, Plaguespitter home, Stormbringer shrine, and Nighthorde tent. Once his army is risen, we shall build a great machine to bring the moon down upon the Earth! Doing this will of course force Link to summon four giants to stop the moon from destroying Earth. Then, he shall play his Song of Time to go back in time before the moon began. However, little will he know, that we will use the time rift generated to send a Tardis back in time! The Doctor will then work with Doc Brown to construct a time machine like no other. It is a time machine which will go to all points in history and destroy the concept of December 21st from every single calendar in history![/quote]But then nobody will know about it and we will be unprepared. Also, this thread wouldn't have been made, which means we wouldn't have begun that plan[/quote]Don't worry, I've been saving up a rather large sum of paradox-jelly to prevent that.[/quote] Ahh, I see. Well don't forget to migrate the penguins to a safe area before you open the fridge.
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Sacrifice Petitminou to the Mayan gods.
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GATHER 4 GIANTS FROM VARIOUS ROVING CIRCUS TENTGROUPS
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AND SING TO THEM WITH GUITARS AND ACCORDIANS
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We will form a Klemplerer Rosette out of Earth, Luna, Mars, Venus, Ganymede and Titan and gather as much interstellar Hydrogen as we can to form a small star (for warmth and to sustain crop yields) as we accelerate the Rosette to 2/3 light speed in the direction of the Small Magellanic Cloud, nearly 200,000 lightyears to the Cosmic North. This of course, will be accomplished in less than 3 weeks. [Edited on 12.11.2012 11:56 PM PST]
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By living through December 22nd.
