Employee 1: Guys, guys. We need to develop the armor for multiplayer.
Bossman: What have ya got in mind, chum?
Employee 1: I was thinking we bring back the besties, such as Rogue, Hayabusa, Commando, Scout, and others, while adding sleek new armor variants for the Mark 7 suit that look like something that would really intimidate an alien force, and have some military purpose.
Employee 2: Oh, oh, but what about bubbles?
Employee 1: Bubbles?
Employee 2: Yeah, yeah, we take a suit of armor, and give it lots of bubbles for a visor. Amirite?
Employee 1: What?
Bossman: Listen chum, I'm loving your idea. I'm loving every second of it. Might I add to what chum 2 said?
Employee 1: Uh, sure...
Bossman: Okay, let's not bring any old armor back. Except mark 6, that can stay. Out with the old, in with the new. Now, let's create brand new sets of armor that are difficult to tell apart, are randomly thrown together without being thought through, and make them all ugly as -blam!-.
Employee 2: Hot damn. That's good.
Employee 1: Wait, what?
Employee 2: SKINS.
Bossman and Employee 1: Skins?
Employee 2: Let's take what we like about Call of Duty, where you can make sexy, hideous gun skins that only a 13 year old would like, and ADD THEM TO HALO. EVEN TO ALIEN WEAPONS.
Bossman: I think I just orgasmed.
Employee 1: What are you guys on? This isn't Halo! These are awful ideas!
Bossman: Exclusive armor should come with the six billion dollar special Xbox edition.
Employee 2: It should be sleek, thought through, and intimidating.
Employee 1: YES! FINALLY!
Bossman: Now let's add a unicorn horn.
Employee 1: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS?
Bossman: We're letting you go, chum.
Employee 1: WHAT? WHY?
Bossman: You clearly don't give a damn about this game. Your heart isn't into it. I'd say you're even trying to sabotage it.
Employee 1: B-b-but?
Bossman: Out.
... Moments after Employee 1 leaves...
Employee 2: Hey Boss, you know what the fans would REALLY love?
Bossman: What?
Employee 2: Keeping the Covenant in the game. Removing Firefight, and not doing anything extraordinary with Forge.
Bossman: Marry me?
Employee 2: And also loadouts.
Bossman: Sex. Now.
THE END.
[Edited on 08.22.2012 8:05 PM PDT]
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The employees really like to say chum, don't they?
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9.8/10. Nicely done OP.
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Is this comedy where you come from?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FloodForum Ruler Employee 1: Guys, guys. We need to develop the armor for multiplayer. Bossman: What have ya got in mind, chum? Employee 1: I was thinking we bring back the besties, such as Rogue, Hayabusa, Commando, Scout, and others, while adding sleek new armor variants for the Mark 7 suit that look like something that would really intimidate an alien force, and have some military purpose. Employee 2: Oh, oh, but what about bubbles? Employee 1: Bubbles? Employee 2: Yeah, yeah, we take a suit of armor, and give it lots of bubbles for a visor. Amirite? Employee 1: What? Bossman: Listen chum, I'm loving your idea. I'm loving every second of it. Might I add to what chum 2 said? Employee 1: Uh, sure... Bossman: Okay, let's not bring any old armor back. Except mark 6, that can stay. Out with the old, in with the new. Now, let's create brand new sets of armor that are difficult to tell apart, are randomly thrown together without being thought through, and make them all ugly as -blam!-. Employee 2: Hot damn. That's good. Employee 1: Wait, what? Employee 2: SKINS. Bossman and Employee 1: Skins? Employee 2: Let's take what we like about Call of Duty, where you can make sexy, hideous gun skins that only a 13 year old would like, and ADD THEM TO HALO. EVEN TO ALIEN WEAPONS. Bossman: I think I just orgasmed. Employee 1: What are you guys on? This isn't Halo! These are awful ideas! Bossman: Exclusive armor should come with the six billion dollar special Xbox edition. Employee 2: it should be sleek, thought through, and intimidating. Employee 1: YES! FINALLY! Bossman: Now let's add a unicorn horn. Employee 1: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS? Bossman: We're letting you go, chum. Employee 1: WHAT? WHY? Bossman: You clearly don't give a damn about this game. Your heart isn't into it. I'd say you're even trying to sabotage it. Employee 1: B-b-but? Bossman: Out. ... Moments after Employee 1 leaves... Employee 2: Hey Boss, you know what the fans would REALLY love? Bossman: What? Employee 2: Keeping the Covenant in the game. Removing Firefight, and not doing anything extraordinary with Forge. Bossman: Marry me? Employee 2: And also loadouts. Bossman: Sex. Now. THE END.[/quote] lolno.
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10/10 I lol'd
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Bravo, I enjoyed that read.
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OP is mad.
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I'm really getting tired of The Flood's shenanigans.
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i lol'd
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Report and move on people
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I laughed. My favorite part was Bubbles and FOTUS.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TFU244 Is this comedy where you come from?[/quote]
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10/10 would read again
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Meh. Could've used more applesauce.
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[url=http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltzgnHi5F1qzib3wo1_400.jpg]>mfw[/url]Although old armors are back and the new armors' looks are purely subjective, I find rather them pleasing.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArtooFeva Meh. Could've used more applesauce.[/quote] Valid point.
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Ill admit it, i laughed.
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I stopped listening to Employee 1 when he said [i]"I was thinking we bring back the [u]besties[/u], such as [u]Rogue, Hayabusa, Commando, Scout[/u]"[/i]
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Haha very true, 343 is horrible. Also don't forget that if you buy the special limited addition you get all 10 of the specialization unlocked from the getgo! Totally fair. [Edited on 08.22.2012 8:13 PM PDT]
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I laughed.
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hazop armor master race
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raptorx7 Ill admit it, i laughed.[/quote]
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:I Wait they took out Firerfight? wat [Edited on 08.22.2012 8:15 PM PDT]
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The sad thing is that this is mostly true.
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this is the sad truth. the halo i loved is gone with halo 3 sadly :( but this did make me chuckle yorkie
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Made me lol. Nice one.