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Science is fake!!!

Science is fake!!! Want prove? Science says that heat rises right? Then why does ice form on the top of water first? And on the same point *if the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold? *Eijsvogel2 Brian OA Well, Science, if we're facing a food crisis on several countries, why can't we bring cheese from the moon? TheHawk62; Since Oil floats on top of water, how come If I fill my shows with oil, and leave small holes at the bottom of my shoe, I don't float? YOU GOT SOME EXPLAININ' TO DO SCIENCE. [i]Matter cannot be created nor destroyed[/i].. Then how did it get here? Asplain that one, [i]science[/i] BitesizeCrayons Why doesn't a cat with some toast taped to it, buttered side up, spin in the air? Neither can do what science says they'll do. A cat must always land on its feet, and toast must always land buttered side up. Science is wrong once more. EnragedAUSTIN11 If matter can neither be crated or destroid than how come someone can just pull a quarter out of my ear. I KNOW I didnt have one in there and the guy said he didnt have one in his hand UNTIL he pulled it out of my ear! EXPLAIN THAT RedXRulez Hey, here's one for you science! [i]If nothing can go faster than the speed of light, how come when I run with a flashlight the light goes as fast as I do?[/i] Rahm Emanuel If gravity exists then explain bubbles. OPs Dad Why can't I put torches (Flashlights) on the back of my car to travel at light speed? sargent shade; How does the moon glow if it doesn't run on electricity or have a power supply? If the earth isn't flat how can I place a marble on the ground and it won't roll? Assassin 11D7; How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow! Since says that plants run on electricity but that's fake we all know that plants run on magic. Captain Richards; If evolution is true how come my testes are located outside my body? bagan bodies 2; If the moon has no gravity, how did people walk on it? HOW DO WE KNOW PEOPLE WALKED ON THE MOON???? RECON828; So, [i]Science,[/i] why is it that glue doesn't stick in the bottle? Don't get comfortable, [i]2nd law of Thermodynamics,[/i] I have a question for you, too. If everything tends towards disorder, why is my room always so tidy? bagan bodies 2; If the Earth isn't the center of the universe, then why does everything revolve around it? Did you know there is no actual proof that there was color before 1910? Before 1910, everything may have been in B&W.( MyNameIsCharlie) Modified Bear; If magic isn't real then how did Harry Potter do all that stuff? If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?(Modified Bear) If the Earth has a magnetic field, why don't my magnets stick to the ground?(bagan bodies 2) If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?(Modified Bear) "Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story. Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling. I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down. The balloon never came down.(SonOfTheShire) Another thing. When I put the bag in the "Microwave" it magically fills with popcorn. I can see the bag inside, no one is in there putting the popcorn in. Where does it come from? Answer me THAT science.(Thank you 'My name is Charlie') Hey scientists If Darwin was so smart how come he's dead?(Modified Bear) BIGGEST PROOF TO DATE The amount of water on Earth is 1.386 x 10^21 litres Let's assume that people will only use 2 litres of water per day. This is less than people actually use but we'll just use the optimal drinking volume for simplicity. there are 6 billion people on earth (it's more like 7 billion now but let's be generous to the scientists). This means that we drink 12 billion litres if water per day (12 x 10^9 litres). The bible says that the Earth has only existed for 6000 years. In that time we would only have been able to use 0.0012% of the world's water supply. Compare that to what scientists say - that life has existed for around 3 billion years. This would mean we would have drunk [u]9.5 times the amount of water on the planet![/iu] This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty.(Modified Bear) YOUR MOVE SCIENTISTS The truth, it just spoke to you. [Edited on 05.21.2012 6:53 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote]It's okay. He's being a reverse troll. He knows damn well it's a joke thread, and maybe he does or doesn't actually find it humorous, but he's attempting to piss you off by acting offended and answering the absurd questions with an E-poker face and claiming not to have a sense of humor. All is well. [/quote] I do not understand this type of humour. This is alien to me. What is wrong with the world?... I like Family Guy, but seriously, taking the piss out of science is just wrong, -blam!- this guy. Loads of scientists came up with these theories and he defaecating all over them. [/quote]but wot cr3at3d teh univurce? wut st4rt3d teh b1g b4ng?[/quote] -blam!- you.

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  • If the world is round, why don't I fall off when I got Antarctica?

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  • OP as your master and mentor of trolling, I am so proud. Youve made such a huge improvement. Im so proud. 8/10. You worked hard at your trolling and you're getting better.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Ryan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote]It's okay. He's being a reverse troll. He knows damn well it's a joke thread, and maybe he does or doesn't actually find it humorous, but he's attempting to piss you off by acting offended and answering the absurd questions with an E-poker face and claiming not to have a sense of humor. All is well. [/quote] I do not understand this type of humour. This is alien to me. What is wrong with the world?... I like Family Guy, but seriously, taking the piss out of science is just wrong, -blam!- this guy. Loads of scientists came up with these theories and he defaecating all over them. [/quote]but wot cr3at3d teh univurce? wut st4rt3d teh b1g b4ng?[/quote]Gawd and Jesas.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote]It's okay. He's being a reverse troll. He knows damn well it's a joke thread, and maybe he does or doesn't actually find it humorous, but he's attempting to piss you off by acting offended and answering the absurd questions with an E-poker face and claiming not to have a sense of humor. All is well. [/quote] I do not understand this type of humour. This is alien to me. What is wrong with the world?... I like Family Guy, but seriously, taking the piss out of science is just wrong, -blam!- this guy. Loads of scientists came up with these theories and he defaecating all over them. [/quote]but wot cr3at3d teh univurce? wut st4rt3d teh b1g b4ng?

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  • [quote]It's okay. He's being a reverse troll. He knows damn well it's a joke thread, and maybe he does or doesn't actually find it humorous, but he's attempting to piss you off by acting offended and answering the absurd questions with an E-poker face and claiming not to have a sense of humor. All is well. [/quote] I do not understand this type of humour. This is alien to me. What is wrong with the world?... I like Family Guy, but seriously, taking the piss out of science is just wrong, -blam!- this guy. Loads of scientists came up with these theories and he defaecating all over them.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad Why can't I just put a magnet infront of my metal car and have that pull me around?[/quote] Because you're copying off of Troll Logic, which is science. Away with him![/quote]I don't go to Reddit, please don't tell me what I do. It offends me.[/quote] Nobody goes to Reddit, it's just a myth like Science and China.

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  • [quote][quote]Your mother is a prostitute.[/quote] Prostitutes are people too.[/quote] Yes of course she is, but she is inferior to people who have better jobs.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad Why can't I just put a magnet infront of my metal car and have that pull me around?[/quote] Because you're copying off of Troll Logic, which is science. Away with him![/quote]I don't go to Reddit, please don't tell me what I do. It offends me.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad Why can't I just put a magnet infront of my metal car and have that pull me around?[/quote] Because you're copying off of Troll Logic, which is science. Away with him!

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  • thu only buk I reed is the byble siense dont make since.all I nead is jesas

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion This isn't funny. Also he is being an idiot. And he is an insult to the idea of intelligence.[/quote]Dude, he's not trying to be intelligent This entire thread is a piss take[/quote] He's unfunny and quite possibly suffering a rather severe mental retardation. Also the thread is a piss take. Also I disproved everything he said making it void and proving, once and for all, science know best, always, period. Also, he's a troll.[/quote]Jesus christ man, he doesn't [i]actually[/i] believe the stuff he posted It's called taking the piss, look it up[/quote] I know that he's taking the piss. It's the fact that he thinks that he's being funny that's so funny. He's just made one single stupid statement; how does that make him funny???[/quote] *breaking character* It's okay. He's being a reverse troll. He knows damn well it's a joke thread, and maybe he does or doesn't actually find it humorous, but he's attempting to piss you off by acting offended and answering the absurd questions with an E-poker face and claiming not to have a sense of humor. All is well.

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  • Why can't I just put a magnet infront of my metal car and have that pull me around?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez Hey, here's one for you science! [i]If nothing can go faster than the speed of light, how come when I run with a flashlight the light goes as fast as I do?[/i][/quote] Sorry I just saw it, I'll add both.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jaythewise1mt [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie (you know this isn't a serious thread, right? relax, have some fun already)[/quote]I don't think he knows how[/quote] I don't have a sense of humour.[/quote] I thought you said you were going to leave instead of continuing to spread your lies.[/quote] Your mother is a prostitute.[/quote] Prostitutes are people too.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jaythewise1mt [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad Why can't I put torches (Flashlights) on the back of my car to travel at light speed?[/quote] imma gonna add that 1[/quote]Hey he practically stole mine on page 7![/quote]1. I'm his father. 2. Mine's more practical. 3. I didn't read past page 3.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jaythewise1mt [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad Why can't I put torches (Flashlights) on the back of my car to travel at light speed?[/quote] imma gonna add that 1[/quote]Hey he practically stole mine on page 7!

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  • If light is the fastest thing in the universe, why is it that if I run while the sun goes down I can't see light?

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  • If a simple transformer can step up or step down power, why can't we just step up the power and store it all in batteries for later? How is lead very dense, but bendy? But this has to be a great flaw: [i]Why does flammable Hydrogen mixed with flammable pure oxygen make a liquid which puts out fire, rather then light up like petrol?[/i]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jaythewise1mt [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie (you know this isn't a serious thread, right? relax, have some fun already)[/quote]I don't think he knows how[/quote] I don't have a sense of humour.[/quote] I thought you said you were going to leave instead of continuing to spread your lies.[/quote] Your mother is a prostitute.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie (you know this isn't a serious thread, right? relax, have some fun already)[/quote]I don't think he knows how[/quote] I don't have a sense of humour.[/quote] I thought you said you were going to leave instead of continuing to spread your lies.

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  • If gravity exists then explain bubbles.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad Why can't I put torches (Flashlights) on the back of my car to travel at light speed?[/quote] imma gonna add that 1

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie (you know this isn't a serious thread, right? relax, have some fun already)[/quote]I don't think he knows how[/quote] I don't have a sense of humour.

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  • Why can't I put torches (Flashlights) on the back of my car to travel at light speed?

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  • Another thing: What started the big bang!!!

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