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5/1/2012 11:42:41 AM
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Awkward moments on the Job @ Bungie
What kinds of strange and awkward things would you guess goes on in that studio?
Also, someone turn down the lights......it's so bright in from all the gold that I'm going to need eye surgery if I keep this tab open any longer.
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This is possibly the funniest thread on B.net right now.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DrBunsenHoneydew I had this conversation last week: Me: "Do I need to do any prep for our meeting tomorrow?" Urk's boss: "Be great if you showered and put on something nice."[/quote] Ohhh, a shower. What kind of fancy ass meeting is this? I find it easier to convince people to do what I want if I haven't showered in a few days. It's like waterboarding their nose. [Edited on 05.03.2012 8:33 AM PDT]
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I had this conversation last week: Me: "Do I need to do any prep for our meeting tomorrow?" Urk's boss: "Be great if you showered and put on something nice."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sven Nietzsche I'd imagine the aftermath of [url=http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline12/mailsack/02102012/urkiverse.JPG]this[/url] was awkward. [i]-DeeJ aims and fires nerf gun-[quote]Urk - That was mildly annoying. DeeJ - Oh.[/quote]-DeeJ scurries away-[/i] [/quote] No, that moment was more like... DeeJ: "Hey, I have to shoot you with this..." He had it coming, too. Those nerf darts had affixed themselves to my screen more than a few times since my arrival. urk: "Why?" DeeJ: "It's for the fans." urk: "What?" DeeJ: "For the Mail Sack." urk: "Don't take a picture of my monitors." DeeJ: "It's okay. We can photoshop them out." urk: "This is a bad idea." DeeJ: "Hold still..."[/quote] You change just a [i]few[/i] words and you got yourself a start to a very good porno......just saiyan [Edited on 05.02.2012 8:31 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Delta 15t Employee is talking about Jason Jones and doesn't realize he's standing right behind. Very awkward indeed. ~Delta[/quote]A mail carrier is passing out mail, and Stosh gets a letter, and it has a piece of bread in it.[/quote] He hates toast, not bread...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan1065 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RC 1207 Sev [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Homeboyd903[/quote] WTF is seinfeld?[/quote]I just put you on my list.[/quote] Your *ignore* list! Aww snap! So, where are we on the Seinban?
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"It's only awkward if we let it be awkward." Words to live by. But i would assume the creeper hole next to the urinal has led to some disturbing shenanigans.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude. "I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan. I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes. "You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones. "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"[/quote] *Quote train* That was amazing...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halcylon I think Deej's first day went something like: Deej: "Hey... I know you..." Hal: "Yeah, we met a few times in Chicago. What are you doing here?" Deej: "I work here." Hal: "Why?"[/quote] This can be a thousand different kinds of funny depending on the inflection you put on that "Why?"
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I have heard this story before. With the second page only containing the words "Thank You" and it was Urk who did it last time. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude. "I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan. I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes. "You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones. "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"[/quote]
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Guys we made a really good Halo game....... *cough* awkward
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GutsherrGnom [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halcylon I think Deej's first day went something like: Deej: "Hey... I know you..." Hal: "Yeah, we met a few times in Chicago. What are you doing here?" Deej: "I work here." Hal: "Why?"[/quote] Epic cliffhanger.[/quote]Halo 2 cliffhanger.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halcylon I think Deej's first day went something like: Deej: "Hey... I know you..." Hal: "Yeah, we met a few times in Chicago. What are you doing here?" Deej: "I work here." Hal: "Why?"[/quote] Epic cliffhanger. [Edited on 05.02.2012 1:58 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halcylon I think Deej's first day went something like: Deej: "Hey... I know you..." Hal: "Yeah, we met a few times in Chicago. What are you doing here?" Deej: "I work here." Hal: "Why?"[/quote]Did you say that last part with disgust?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halcylon I think Deej's first day went something like: Deej: "Hey... I know you..." Hal: "Yeah, we met a few times in Chicago. What are you doing here?" Deej: "I work here." Hal: "Why?"[/quote]Then what happened?
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I think Deej's first day went something like: Deej: "Hey... I know you..." Hal: "Yeah, we met a few times in Chicago. What are you doing here?" Deej: "I work here." Hal: "Why?"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ urk: "This is a bad idea." DeeJ: "Hold still..."[/quote] Sig'd.
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Wearing khakis sounds like a [i]good[/i] thing... :/ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T1B3R7uMB0YXVI Awww DeeJ... It could have been worst, ya know? Like wearing khakis pants to work. [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sven Nietzsche I'd imagine the aftermath of [url=http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline12/mailsack/02102012/urkiverse.JPG]this[/url] was awkward. [i]-DeeJ aims and fires nerf gun-[quote]Urk - That was mildly annoying. DeeJ - Oh.[/quote]-DeeJ scurries away-[/i] [/quote] No, that moment was more like... DeeJ: "Hey, I have to shoot you with this..." He had it coming, too. Those nerf darts had affixed themselves to my screen more than a few times since my arrival. urk: "Why?" DeeJ: "It's for the fans." urk: "What?" DeeJ: "For the Mail Sack." urk: "Don't take a picture of my monitors." DeeJ: "It's okay. We can photoshop them out." urk: "This is a bad idea." DeeJ: "Hold still..."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude. "I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan. I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes. "You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones. "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"[/quote] Who needs romance novels?
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Nice post.
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Awww DeeJ... It could have been worst, ya know? Like wearing khakis pants to work.
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Theyre programmers and developers with few artists thrown in the mix. Isnt safe to assume a constant state of awkwardness.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RC 1207 Sev [url=http://www.addfunny.com/funnypictures/humorous/40/umadbro.jpg]Poor Duardo.[/url] [/quote] He says in between posting planking pics on FB.
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Get. The. -blam!-. Off. :) [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RC 1207 Sev [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AutobahnRacer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RC 1207 Sev [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Homeboyd903[/quote] WTF is seinfeld?[/quote] It's only the worst show to have ever aired on television[url=http://joyerickson.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/just-kidding.jpg?w=300&h=264].[/url][/quote]Bwahahahahahaha![/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RC 1207 Sev [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Homeboyd903[/quote] WTF is seinfeld?[/quote]I just put you on my list.
