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1/29/2012 12:51:06 AM
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******* from Erie, PA, I met your mom!
I wanted to post this last night in the flood, but for professional reasons didn't. I posted it in HFCS, and my fellow ninjas though it was too good not to share. So I am, but I'm taking out the names.
Here is the story,
A fellow resident I work with has been hitting on this lady. He gets her to go out to the bars tonight, but she insist on bringing a friend.
Queue me.
He asks me to come along as the wing man. He knows I just got out of a relationship and that I need a good night out working my skills back up. I accept.
We get to the bar and I am paired with this lady a year or two older than me. Fairly good looking. However I'm still not ready to start anew and I know my role is to keep the friend distracted so my buddy can get laid.
As the night goes on we talk about random crap. Eventually the four of us land on the topic of what is better, Star Wars or Star Trek.
When the question is asked of me, I respond, "I'm more of a Halo man."
This response peaks the attention of the lady I'm trying to distract. She says, "My son ****** loves that game! He plays it all the time. He also is always on their website, I think he calls it The Flood site."
I literally didn't know how to respond.
Do I spill the beans and let her know who I am? Or do I play stupid?
I went with stupid. I don't plan on ever seeing this chick again. Although she was cool, she wasn't my type, and as I said before too freshly single to try and play the game.
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...
[Edited on 01.28.2012 4:54 PM PST]
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1 ReplyBest necrobump ever.
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Holy shit, I remember this. That was -blam!-ing awesome.
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Locks mean nothing to me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RussianHobo115 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LargerCobra [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Waltho V I'll never know a situation like this as I live in Burton, a place that no one has heard of and is no where near anything significant. Apart from on the back of a 24 pack of Carling there was a dot on the map where Burton was to show where it was brewed.. Edit: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burton_upon_Trent] oh look, it has a wikipedia page![/url][/quote] Everywhere does,[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallyford] even where I live[/url][/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ollerton]Even me, surprisingly.[/url][/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waddesdon]I am too, stunned that my tiny village has a Wikipedia page.[/url][/quote] Mother of God so does [url=http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pallet_Town] Mine [/url][/quote][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Bernardino_County,_California]I knew mines would have a wiki.[/url]
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Harvest her? *hiss*
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That's me! /lie
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DOINKEN This thread is overrun with spam.[/quote] This thread is spam.
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This thread is overrun with spam.
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What are we supposed to discuss?
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I'd been ignoring this thread until now. Great story. I probably would have done the same thing.
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I'm agreeing with everyone else on this. Best. Thread. Ever.
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Hmm, kinda cool coincidence. Nothing worth saving or nominating though. [Edited on 02.03.2012 5:43 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LargerCobra [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Waltho V I'll never know a situation like this as I live in Burton, a place that no one has heard of and is no where near anything significant. Apart from on the back of a 24 pack of Carling there was a dot on the map where Burton was to show where it was brewed.. Edit: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burton_upon_Trent] oh look, it has a wikipedia page![/url][/quote] Everywhere does,[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallyford] even where I live[/url][/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ollerton]Even me, surprisingly.[/url][/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waddesdon]I am too, stunned that my tiny village has a Wikipedia page.[/url][/quote] Mother of God so does [url=http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pallet_Town] Mine [/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Agent [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LargerCobra [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Waltho V I'll never know a situation like this as I live in Burton, a place that no one has heard of and is no where near anything significant. Apart from on the back of a 24 pack of Carling there was a dot on the map where Burton was to show where it was brewed.. Edit: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burton_upon_Trent] oh look, it has a wikipedia page![/url][/quote] Everywhere does,[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallyford] even where I live[/url][/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ollerton]Even me, surprisingly.[/url][/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waddesdon]I am too, stunned that my tiny village has a Wikipedia page.[/url]
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deleted my rage [Edited on 02.03.2012 4:03 PM PST]
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SO WHO WAS THE- [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x Please note; anybody who attempts to use this or any other thread as a way to find out who the user is -- either in real life or their Bungie.net identity -- will receive a harsh ban for harassment with the possibility of permanent ban. The name is censored for a reason. This is not a mystery for you to solve; laugh and enjoy the story and go on about your day.[/quote]... *slowly walks away*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Agent Saw this when it was posted and this has gone massive. I also nominate this for Thread of the Year.[/quote] Thread of the decade too. The only possible contestant is either i am dumd or cheerios.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LargerCobra [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Waltho V I'll never know a situation like this as I live in Burton, a place that no one has heard of and is no where near anything significant. Apart from on the back of a 24 pack of Carling there was a dot on the map where Burton was to show where it was brewed.. Edit: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burton_upon_Trent] oh look, it has a wikipedia page![/url][/quote] Everywhere does,[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallyford] even where I live[/url][/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ollerton]Even me, surprisingly.[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Waltho V I'll never know a situation like this as I live in Burton, a place that no one has heard of and is no where near anything significant. Apart from on the back of a 24 pack of Carling there was a dot on the map where Burton was to show where it was brewed.. Edit: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burton_upon_Trent] oh look, it has a wikipedia page![/url][/quote] Everywhere does,[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallyford] even where I live[/url]
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Saw this when it was posted and this has gone massive. I also nominate this for Thread of the Year.
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I'll never know a situation like this as I live in Burton, a place that no one has heard of and is no where near anything significant. Apart from on the back of a 24 pack of Carling there was a dot on the map where Burton was to show where it was brewed.. Edit: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burton_upon_Trent] oh look, it has a wikipedia page![/url] [Edited on 02.03.2012 9:18 AM PST]
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Doing your mom just became the newest punishment for misbehaving on the forum.
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Oh that is just too great EPIC freaking EPIC
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Glorious.
