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6/19/2010 3:51:35 AM
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Have you ever injured yourself fapping?
A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 It's only illegal after 9-11...stupid bin laden[/quote] Sorry, I beat you 2 it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dpking1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] boiserokz114 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] boiserokz114 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I was on the bus, I had to use what I had.[/quote] Oh Christ...[/quote] Were you also thinking about the Hangover when you read that? lol[/quote] No, I just thought that was something Christ would do.[/quote] Fapping on a plane is only looked down upon. Just thought I'd throw that out there.[/quote] It's only illegal after 9-11...stupid bin laden
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I wonder what your mom thought when you said "Muuuuum my pee pee hurts."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dpking1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] boiserokz114 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] boiserokz114 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I was on the bus, I had to use what I had.[/quote] Oh Christ...[/quote] Were you also thinking about the Hangover when you read that? lol[/quote] No, I just thought that was something Christ would do.[/quote] Fapping on a plane is only looked down upon. Just thought I'd throw that out there.[/quote] No I think its illegal now.. Thanks a lot Bin Laddin
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX Although many of the Floodians have the typical relatively small Garter snake you find in many backyards, I happen to encompass a massive 33 [b]millimeter[/b] long anaconda found deep inside the Amazon jungles. I have to wrestle with him sometimes, and on occasion, he may secrete some weird liquids out of his mouth.[/quote] fixed
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] boiserokz114 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] boiserokz114 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I was on the bus, I had to use what I had.[/quote] Oh Christ...[/quote] Were you also thinking about the Hangover when you read that? lol[/quote] No, I just thought that was something Christ would do.[/quote] Fapping on a plane is only looked down upon. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX Although many of the Floodians have the typical relatively small Garter snake you find in many backyards, I happen to encompass a massive 33 foot long anaconda found deep inside the Amazon jungles. I have to wrestle with him sometimes, and on occasion, he may secrete some weird liquids out of his mouth.[/quote] I loled. WAIT U SAYIN MY DONGS SMALL?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 [quote] What is it? [/quote] Something only skinny people can do.[/quote] Or something that only >10% can do, I mean, if your flexible enough to give yourself a BJ, then you should be proud.[/quote] I was sitting on a bed when I was 12 and my cousin came out of nowhere and pushed my head down and it landed on it...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deus_Ex_Machina [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut Also, how come people say it makes you go blind?[/quote] [i]They see me trolliiiiiin...[/i][/quote] Daaay haaatin.... Also 100th post!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nam090 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GaloX3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut What exactly is fapping? Please explain.[/quote] Fapping is the act of beating up the one eyed monster.[/quote] Polishing the banister...[/quote] OK... Please just give it to me straight...And the point of it.[/quote] Beatin' that meat like it owes him money...[/quote] Although many of the Floodians have the typical relatively small Garter snake you find in many backyards, I happen to encompass a massive 33 foot long anaconda found deep inside the Amazon jungles. I have to wrestle with him sometimes, and on occasion, he may secrete some weird liquids out of his mouth.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] boiserokz114 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I was on the bus, I had to use what I had.[/quote] Oh Christ...[/quote] Were you also thinking about the Hangover when you read that? lol[/quote] No, I just thought that was something Christ would do.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dark wolf68 No one ever told me why that other guy used duck tape.[/quote]We have all been wondering... But only you had the courage to ask haha.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut Also, how come people say it makes you go blind?[/quote] [i]They see me trolliiiiiin...[/i]
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wet rag...no
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] boiserokz114 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I was on the bus, I had to use what I had.[/quote] Oh Christ...[/quote] Were you also thinking about the Hangover when you read that? lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 [quote] What is it? [/quote] Something only skinny people can do.[/quote] Or something that only >10% can do, I mean, if your flexible enough to give yourself a BJ, then you should be proud.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MOB74656 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut Also, how come people say it makes you go blind?[/quote] Just an old wives tale. Made to stop people from doing it[/quote] Isn't that like saying having sex would make you go blind?[/quote] Yes, kinda. Try looking this stuff up on Google. You'll get answers faster
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No one ever told me why that other guy used duck tape.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MOB74656 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut Also, how come people say it makes you go blind?[/quote] Just an old wives tale. Made to stop people from doing it[/quote] Isn't that like saying having sex would make you go blind?
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I got a cut bro. It hurt.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut Also, how come people say it makes you go blind?[/quote] Just an old wives tale. Made to stop people from doing it
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Addison Stone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Anybody else here try auto? Seems like a good idea at first. Then you quickly realise it wasn't. And maybe cry a little.[/quote] What is it?[/quote]"You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while -blam!-ing dressed up like batman or something, then you pass out from lack of air, and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME." Great, now I'm permanently linked to this thread :/[/quote] Sounds cool I'm gona go try it. I mean uhm WTF NO!
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Also, how come people say it makes you go blind?
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You know... Obliging the carrot pleasing the pirate feeding the beast [Edited on 06.18.2010 8:54 PM PDT]
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[quote] But how come people use items!?[/quote] We're guys. We get horny. We do what feels good to get off.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut But how come people use items!?[/quote] Why not? :)[/quote] Doesn't that -blam!- hurt!?
