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6/19/2010 3:51:35 AM
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Have you ever injured yourself fapping?
A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 We're ignoring the point here. If its called fapping for guys, then whats it called for girls? And have they ever hurt themselves?[/quote]I hear carrots can be very pointy.
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No, the closest thing to a fapping injury I ever got was once I cut my ball sack whilst shaving my pubes.
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We're ignoring the point here. If its called fapping for guys, then whats it called for girls? And have they ever hurt themselves?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shOOt_u_ded Never use shampoo. That is all.[/quote]that's nothing, how about viciously jerking it, hand slipping, then hitting yourself in the balls
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The answer is yes i did before i figured out that i could [i]stick[/i] it in women rather then hurt myself.
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What the hell is going on in this thread? Am I the only one who doesn't hurt himself?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7ACJ4Acddc&feature=related Why don't you all have a seat here.
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More like 3 hours.
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Never use shampoo. That is all.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Oogly50 Sorry if I'm double posting, but this thread reminds me SO much of a short story I read a while back called "Guts" It takes a while to get going, but I promise you that this story will deliver. It's absolutely disgusting, and it has to do with EVERYTHING in this thread. [url=http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts]Guts[/url][/quote]I love Chuck Palahniuk's work.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] boiserokz114 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I was on the bus, I had to use what I had.[/quote] Oh Christ...[/quote] Don't worry it is only frowned upon.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LJOY95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TH3_AV3NG3R [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LJOY95 I once did it so hard that I cut my pen0r. For a week, every time I did it... blood would start pouring out.[/quote] Too much information. Too much information! But at the same time it sounds totally hot...Dave.[/quote]Not through teh tunnel exit, I'm talking about zeh skin.[/quote] Well that was a turn off. Thanks a lot.
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Sorry if I'm double posting, but this thread reminds me SO much of a short story I read a while back called "Guts" It takes a while to get going, but I promise you that this story will deliver. It's absolutely disgusting, and it has to do with EVERYTHING in this thread. [url=http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts]Guts[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LJOY95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TH3_AV3NG3R [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LJOY95 I once did it so hard that I cut my pen0r. For a week, every time I did it... blood would start pouring out.[/quote] Too much information. Too much information! But at the same time it sounds totally hot...Dave.[/quote]Not through teh tunnel exit, I'm talking about zeh skin.[/quote] That makes it even better. Holes that aren't even supposed to be there? Original AND sexy. I LOVE IT!
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[url=http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1276920689146.png] this happened to someone else.[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Oogly50 Two Words. Guitar Strings...[/quote] What were you doing with fapping with guitar strings?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TH3_AV3NG3R [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LJOY95 I once did it so hard that I cut my pen0r. For a week, every time I did it... blood would start pouring out.[/quote] Too much information. Too much information! But at the same time it sounds totally hot...Dave.[/quote]Not through teh tunnel exit, I'm talking about zeh skin.
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Two Words. Guitar Strings...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 [quote] Or something that only >10% can do, I mean, if your flexible enough to give yourself a BJ, then you should be proud. [/quote] As I said before though; it only seems like a good idea. Just think it through for a minute. You put your lips on a warm hotdog that tastes like dude and it slowly gives off a salty liquid. And when you finish, you're rewarded with an eggy, salty, and milky mass of nasty getting shot out at you that leaves a lingering taste of shame.[/quote] its different when its your own hotdog
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LJOY95 I once did it so hard that I cut my pen0r. For a week, every time I did it... blood would start pouring out.[/quote] Too much information. Too much information! But at the same time it sounds totally hot...Dave. [Edited on 06.18.2010 9:17 PM PDT]
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[quote] Or something that only >10% can do, I mean, if your flexible enough to give yourself a BJ, then you should be proud. [/quote] As I said before though; it only seems like a good idea. Just think it through for a minute. You put your lips on a warm hotdog that tastes like dude and it slowly gives off a salty liquid. And when you finish, you're rewarded with an eggy, salty, and milky mass of nasty getting shot out at you that leaves a lingering taste of shame.
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I once did it so hard that I cut my pen0r. For a week, every time I did it... blood would start pouring out.
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Sometimes my balls hurt if I do it too much.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Addison Stone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Anybody else here try auto? Seems like a good idea at first. Then you quickly realise it wasn't. And maybe cry a little.[/quote] What is it?[/quote]"You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while -blam!-ing dressed up like batman or something, then you pass out from lack of air, and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME." Great, now I'm permanently linked to this thread :/[/quote]hey kenny did that!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TDR Mudcat09 It's only illegal after 9-11...stupid bin laden[/quote] Sorry, I beat you 2 it.
