One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*10^6 human deaths. Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers.
The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions.
For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars).
It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.
When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently -blam!-ing you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.
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How many hitlers would hit hitler if hitler did hit hitlers?
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I've never been this glad I clicked on a thread before.
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I lost it when you put microhitler
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Stolen from 4chan
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[quote]tiny auschwitz[/quote] Oh dear god hahahha
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wow did bungie get rid of "godwinslaw!" in the forums? strange
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I opened up this post expecting to be upset. I was impressed. 9/10
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I prefer Stalins
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I literally can't stop laughing. This is so ridiculous.
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Hail Hitler?
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I orgasmed.
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Abortion is worth 26 hitlers since 1951 This unit is good. Good unit.
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Edited by x813 Kris Rollzz: 12/2/2015 4:52:44 AMI'm actually impressed by the amount of thought {**EDIT**} THE ORIGINAL POSTER WHO MADE THIS UP put into this. Well done. Lmao.
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Truly a great leap in science. Bump for recognition
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This is brilliant.
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As a fellow scientist, I approve.
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Bump 4 l8er please
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1st off, nice copypasta fgt. 2ndly, he killed 11 mil you -blam!-, not including soldiers in war. How would YOU feel if someone cut your k/d in half and told you to deal? Fix your shit buddio
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This is the best thing I have ever seen.
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Good analysis: needs further research. 90/100.
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Isn't it supposed to be 6.0*10^7?