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Edited by Mikey P:
12/1/2015 11:58:01 AM
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I got a job
>be me
>18 years old
>get a job at a Spanish-themed inn
>get 201.50 a week
>really good friends with the owner
>he makes quizzes for schools
>call him the quizitian
>one day the inn burns down
>shit.jpg
>go to court as a witness
>flash forward 2 weeks
>still haven't got a verdict
>but suddenly, his wife breaks down in court
>she says that they were almost out of money
>says her husband burned down the inn for insurance monies
>nobody could've expected it
>holyshit.jpg
>then it dawned on me
>nobody expects the Spanish inn quizitian
English
#Offtopic
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1 ReplyThank you for contributing a daily dose of Monty Python
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Revived
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1 ReplyYou literally changed like 2 lines... [spoiler]It was originally the Spanish Inn Physician.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNavy Seal? Can the shitpost master comment here?
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1 ReplyYou really had me there...
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3 RepliesDoes this qualify as a quality shitpost?
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9 RepliesDidn't you get promoted to prophet?
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15 RepliesEdited by The Deputy: 11/28/2015 4:03:29 PM>call him the quizitian I have a bad feeling about this -skip to the end- -blam!-ing called it
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3 RepliesI eat Legos
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Lonely
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1 ReplyHow many likes are on this right now?
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1 Reply69 likes.... Lol
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2 RepliesEdited by Commander Zavala: 11/29/2015 2:24:53 AM[quote]>get 201.50 a week[/quote]
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2 RepliesSaw this earlier this year but still funny 10/10
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You had me at "be me" and lost me at "get 201.50"
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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1 Reply10/10
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Topkek.jpg
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1 Replylol.gif
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1 ReplyA shitpost a day, keeps the flood at bay.
