Hello b.net it's me that saltiest of the Homo sapiens and I'm going for round two
Last week the fallen this week those creepy insecty bastards the hive
Write advice below
Like if you want more next reset day
Here we go
Dear Janitors,
I know that if the dreadnought was filled with massive polished jade hallways it would seem empty, but seriously why is there tons of shit and thrall bodies everywhere? I mean seriously this is a H.I.V.E (humanoid insect visceral ejection) outbreak just waiting to happen
Sincerely
A health and safety inspector
Dear weapon aimers,
If you can lock onto a hive ship with a stealth drive how the hell did you miss a massive cabal troopship and the innumerable drops ships that keep showing up? The thing is at least a hundred times larger
Sincerely
A Death Star gunner
Dear ship builders,
The dreadnought is large in fact it's immense so I guess I can see where you guys are coming from thinking "let's compress everything with walking distance so the chances of finding that little oasis would be hard" .well tough shit we found it in less than 5 minutes.
We shut down the 3 weapon cores that were like 50 meters away from each other then we walked up to the court and slew those a-holes and opened a portal to oryx' throne world and Rekt his ass
Tl:Dr spread your stuff apart
Sincerely
A claustrophobic guy
Dear Crota,
Are you tired of pesky missiles killing your Swordbearers and driving you to your knees in pain? The answer is simple. teach them to block, just hit L2 on your #psmasterrace controller feel free to season your Doritos with the tears of guardians
Sincerely
A guy who spent way too fudging long trying to find rare materials
And finally
Dear blind thralls,
Whoever decided that three poor handicapped thralls should be put on a cliff with no guardrail a overlooking a -blam!-ing chasm is an asshole. you guys are unkillable war machines. Screw oryx you guys should be the next triumvirate of the hive
That's it for this week
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Next time the vex
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Dear Vex mind Quira, Why the f would you simulate the Hive to better yourselves? The only reason you are better than hive is because you actually keep things somewhat clean. And maybe sometimes use less Hobgoblins? Sincerely, A (secretly) Vex Shank
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No house for Taniks still
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LMAO this is great! more please! :)
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Dear Oryx, Your Tomb Ships have ranged capabilities. Why not surround your pool table with those ships, then fire all of them whenever enemies arrive? Sincerely, Scott.
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Dear the Fallen, Why don't you have nukes? Don't you have fission or fission in your ships or something? Nuke the Traveller in low earth orbit! It's not that hard! - sincerely, common sense captain
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Dear enemy combatants - Stop flexing your muscles or trying to strike that fear inducing pose when a Guardian is aim down the sights at your head. It does't work. Sincerely, A Guardian that is not impressed Or Dear Fallen Captains - Stop running away and hiding like a little girl. You are after all a leader, so start acting like one. Signed, A frustrated Hunter
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Dear Hive, Thralls don't use guns. Stop giving them ammo to drop.
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IS THAT REALLY WHAT HIVE MEANS
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Love this lol
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I always wondered why all the weapon's cores were crammed so close together. That ship is huge. We should have needed to travel to each of them via Sparrow. XD (Good post! Had a good laugh today! Thank you and BUMP!)
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I think we need to help the vex with vault security
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Nice man i loved the blind thrall part. Try to make sure everything is spelled right before posting. I think you will like this weeks Saber News Story
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Made my day.
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Dear Hive, Use your ships. You have thousands of them! Guardians can't even destroy them. Just use you guns and barrage them from the sky, they aren't only good for transporting troops. Sincerely, Cabal Strategist
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Dear Explosive thralls, I've come to realize that many of you chose to commit suicide whenever you come close to us. Is it something to do with mistreatment, abandonment or feeling of isolation? As beings of darkness, we will help you find the light here at LIVE -4- EVER : A Traveler expansion. For a small fee of 50 moldering shards and 100 knight sword, you will be greeted by a guardian specialist everyday to help you with your needs. Sincerely, Gary, the guardian
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Dear hive: [spoiler]oliver is gonna tear you a new asshole[/spoiler]
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I read all of this in Ben "Yhatzee" Crenshaw" voice.
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