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8/4/2009 5:31:08 AM
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Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear.
Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out.
I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.
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The hole.......?
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1 Reply[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magoo27 Alright K Mart. I am sorry, but I am going to have to ban you when I become a ninja. Consider this a post-dated ban! *Watches clock*[/quote] Right, well good job bumping a thread that's been done with for a while now.
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4 RepliesOh the nostalgia...
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Blue balls. Nothing serious.
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Gimme your disco stick
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GET A GIRL she maybe can help you in a nice way
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If it hurts, then it means you need a break. Wait 2 weeks.
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Remove pen1s and you will have no more pen1s pains
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Wow, I just having nothing to say. ...wow.
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Something may have come in. You can get it out but if I were I'd wait for a while and see what'll happen and if you're really sure that something went in then you should go see a doctor (there's actually a special job for this).
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear. Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out. I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it. [/quote] have you bumped the uglys with anybody? if yes did you wear a condom?
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This thread is a testament to NEVER ask the Flood for advice -_-
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EpicWolfO84 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] canucksroc98 if your young, and you... uh... ejaculated, then you probably got cut a bit. and apperently it hurts while healing. if that is the case, its nothing serious[/quote] Yeah, actually, that's probably it. You have a cut or something on the iside of your urethra, and the salt from you...ehem...mayonaise, is stinging the cut. Lay off doing battle with the one-eyed yogurt spitting monster for awhile and you should be good to go.[/quote] I loved the metaphors, but I have to correct you on one thing: Semen does not contain salt.
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QUICK!! ASK A FORUM FULL OF TEENAGERS, IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE!!!
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jerking the disco stick
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] canucksroc98 if your young, and you... uh... ejaculated, then you probably got cut a bit. and apperently it hurts while healing. if that is the case, its nothing serious[/quote] Yeah, actually, that's probably it. You have a cut or something on the iside of your urethra, and the salt from you...ehem...mayonaise, is stinging the cut. Lay off doing battle with the one-eyed yogurt spitting monster for awhile and you should be good to go.
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Don't pull the laffy taffy so much.
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Stop eating too much chile and hot sauce, trust me.
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wrestling the trouser snake [Edited on 08.06.2009 6:06 PM PDT]
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It could be any number of things... Kidney stone? I've also heard of a condition where the "magic serum" goes farther in, instead of out. It's quite dangerous I believe. I would see a doctor right away. If you are worried about your parents finding out, you can have an older relative or friend drive you to your doctoer privately and ask that the grounds of your visit not be discussed. Although, if your parents understand that you may be in danger, then there is nothing that they should be concerned about. On a side note....I don't think anyone said [u]massaging the meat sword[/u] [Edited on 08.06.2009 6:03 PM PDT]
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Did you get pregnant and that's the only way it can get out?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fo shiz 64 Spinning your disco disk.[/quote]...that's easily the worst metaphor Ive ever heard.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Bland2012 My friend is a chronic -blam!-or, though he may only claim so for attention. One time he broke his pen0r, and apparantly he just had to not fap for a long time so it could heal. Not sure exactly what happened, but hopefully you'll be fine.[/quote] How can Mr. Snake break if he's made of pure meat?
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yes it happened to me when i was urinating once.i thinks its o.k but if it continues get it checked. it could have got to do with phismos.
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Oh...Well then..
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this thread has gone on for three days stop bumping! it
