So last Saturday I was a little drunk from the night before. I decided to make a little destiny parody whilst waiting for my mates to jump on and they thought I should share it on here. Feel free to make your own and add them in here. To the tune of gangsters paradise. As I walk through the valley where I harvest my spore. I take a look at my glimmer and realise I'm quite poor. Cause I been questing and grinding so long that. Even my missus thinks that my dick is gone. But I ain't never met a hive who didn't deserve it. If you be acting like a noob you know that's unheard of. You better watch where you spawnin and how you talking. Or you and your fire team might lined in chalk. I really hate to rage but I gotta go. As I quit I see the 0:03 through the misty smoke. I'm the kind of light all the homies wanna be like. Spend all week chasing light. Stay up late on the week nights. Been spending most our lives playing destiny in our natural spice. Been spending most our nights livin in a room where it's warm and nice. Forget the destination they got me facin. I could never never res my boy. It was born in 1080p. But I gotta be down with my team yo. Too much televsion watchin got me chasing screens. I'm an educated fool with nothing on my mind. Got a controller in my hand and a gleam in my eye. I'm a low down sun breaker who's going beserker. And my class is maxed so don't arouse my super fool. Respawn ain't nothing but a snipe shot away. I'm living life in the red zone what can I say. I'm 293 now will I live to see 294. The way these noobs are raiding I don't know. Tell me why are they so unhappy. Those girls don't know about destiny.