[b]0 - 499[/b] You have been stuck in the Steppes for the best part of a month now. You are uncomfortable with the internet search function and are to scared to post an LFG to take down Riksis. [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/86245304]How to Cheese Riksis, Devil Archon[/url] You're welcome. [b]500 - 999[/b] You killed a God. Well three statues at least. You have a blue pulse rifle and no -blam!-ing idea what to do next. You would rather be playing Minecraft cause it has a better story, but for some reason you lack the will power – you jump around the tower and look at the skybox a bit before sending invites to other players who ignore you. [b]1000 - 2000[/b] You got a sick blue Fusion rifle from the Vanguard play list and are off to play some rumble. After getting smashed on spawn for two hours it’s back to the play list and 2 hours of wiping on Valus with some level 40 in full raid gear intent on spending the fight under the stairs. [b]2000 - 4000[/b] You made it. You are a Guardian. You got Suros from the Nightfall and are off to tear some guardians a new one in Rift. You get repeatedly smashed by some lvl 20 hunter with a blue hand cannon and single handedly drag your team to defeat, giving up a 7000 point lead with minutes remaining. [b]4000 - 4500[/b] You are a God. You run the relic in every raid. Sometimes you need fewer than 15 wipes to get past the Confluxes. As a level 40. On Normal mode. You can’t wait until you finish middle school. [b]4500 - 4700[/b] You suck at rumble. Git gud scrub. [b]4700+[/b] You have done everything there is to do. You have everything you could ever want from Destiny. You Sherpa your friends and go flawless in Trials 756 times each weekend using a Green auto rifle and some bailing twine. Your twitch stream has 32 subscribers and your montage has 672 views. You have made it. You have become legend. Too bad you run three hunters you n00b. [b]EDIT: Thanks for the comments and laughs Guardians. Hope Xur brings what you want, and best of luck in your endeavours this weekend. Just keep your rocks of the map and all wil be well. EDIT 2: Saturday in Australia. Drinking red wine and shooting Aliens. Good times. Just hit 4600. Still suck at rumble. Good raid drops though so happy days. EDIT 3: Remember this day, Guardians. Today, I recorded my first ever win in Rumble. Sector 618. Shotgun scrub. Proximity launcher scrub. I scrubbed it clean for the win. I still suck at Rumble, though.[/b]