Pirate: *looks away* Aye Cap't, there is NO LAND BEYOND as far as I can see.
Cap't: PATIENCE AND TIME scoundrels, I feel a BAD JUJU around us, MIDA let you know we are in enemy waters
Pirate: ....Iceberg!!!!
Cap't: Sound the GJALLARHORN! Get the ICEBREAKERS ready! Get this THORN outta my sight
Pirate: it's too late... It was not very INVECTIVE
*CRASHED*
Pirate: Cap't we've been hit!! We are taking water! Any SUPER GOOD ADVICE?
Cap't: there is NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, the RED DEATH is lingering around us, the TOUCH OF MALICE will bring us down. This is the FATE OF ALL FOOLS who yonders too deep
Pirate: *screaming* Thor! Our THUNDERLORD! The BOLT CASTER of the HARD LIGHT, save our soul from the deep and look over us HEREAFTER
Cap't: Say your LAST WORDs matey, for the TRUTH is we will not come back in the land of the living
Pirate: *drowning* Greg.. My child... I...barglh..I .... ackblag... arghDREG PROMISE... you agshrg I... I will... come..... ba...
*silence*
I was just bored :)
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