Wife: you have a dentist appointment on Wednesday
Me: the hell is a Wednesday
Wife: Wednesday, you know the fourth day of the week
Me: u mean armsday
Wife: the hell is an armsday
Me: you know the day after resetday
Wife: resetday?
Me: didn't you learn the days of the week.. Sunday, Monday, resetday, armsday, Thursday, xursday, Saturday?!??
Wife: are you high?
Me: do you even destiny? Git Gud scub
Wife: TELL ME TO GIT GUD ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL THROW YOUR PS4 OUT THE WINDOW.
Me: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit: thanks to DSharp018-
The days of the week are Presetday, Reset day, Armsday, Xursday eve, Xursday, Xursday2, Missedxursday. I'll tell my wife to get on dem sticks and quit being a noob
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The guardian calendar: Resetday - first day of the week. So much to do. So little time. Armsday - A visit to banshee clause Thursday - debate about what xur will bring tomorrow. Xurday - Head to forums, lol at poor nincompoops who spent all coins on legacy engrams. Saltiest day of the week. Saturday - heroic strikes, cry about your 3 of coins not working Sunday - day off. Panicday - Run around like headless chickens trying to get everything done before reset.