Not just any scans either [b]GOOD[/b] scans.
Fine, fine you want scans? I'll give you scans [b]GOOD -blam!-ING[/b] scans. I'm gonna scan that shit hard. It'll be the greatest scan of all time. You know what Holiday? You know what I'm gonna do? Me and my fireteam are gonna cross link our ghosts and scan that shit. In fact I'm calling in every guardian in the system. I'm gonna send raid team into the VoG. When they engage Atheon and get times vengence, I'm gonna instruct every guardian that has ever existed, currently exists and will exist across all the possible time lines to cross link their -blam!-ing ghosts.
This will go beyond some piddly ass [b]GOOD[/b] scan. Hell no. This shit just won't be high definition 3d scan, No were gonna scan into the the fifth dimension. This will be a mother -blam!-ing 5D 7K super ultra high definition [b]GOOD[/b] scan.
You know what Holiday. I see you frowning. That's not enough is it? Well guess what? I'm sending a fireteam into the shrine of Oryx. They will cross link their ghosts with ours and all the other guardians across time and we'll use trans-dimisional vortex to bump that resolution up even more.
Holiday, this -blam!-ing scan will be so [b]good[/b] your feeble human mind won't even be able to comprehend it. You'll need at least a dozen vex mind cores, cross linked and running like hundred different simulations of the scan to comprehend it.
You want a scan? YOU WANT A [b]GOOD[/b] -blam!-ING SCAN?
There's your mother flipping scan.
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I freaking hate when I go to patrol and all I see is scans. I usually just accept and cancel them (if 2). Move to another area if all are scans. If it's just one I'll do it last to move me to a new area. I've seen four scans in the same zone same type way too often. The ones on the Moon that send you inside the Hive territory can go to hell, though.
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Amen.
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This gave me a laugh
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How to pick up a nerd chick Yo just scanned you with my ghost and all it could say was "Alien life form detected due to her ass being out of this world"
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I'll -blam!-ing scan my ass on a photo copier and send that to her.
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< ̄`ヽ、 / ̄> ゝ、 \ /⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´” Lenny owl says, good scans, good cans
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I touched the [url=/en/View/bungie conduct]CoC[/url] and was met with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) justice.
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I violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and have slain the Ninja that came for me.
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This can be taken sexually, Giggity
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I'll falcon punch her if you want.
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I get all of these scans for Holiday and she still has the same crap Common jumpships in her inventory. BUILD ME A SKIPPER MISFIT, DAMMIT~!
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia surprise! There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes. But you can do jiu jitsu… body slam Shia LaBeouf. Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf. But blood is draining fast from your stump leg. He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. You’re chopping off his head now…. You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf. His head topples to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.
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You look cute today
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i just want those 10 seconds back for wasting time reading this remarkably stupid thread.
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Holiday is a alcoholic
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So you enjoying the scans :)
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Nothing like Holiday wanting the scan, then you grab the next patrol and one of the factions want a scan of the same thing that you just scanned. Can't the ghost just upload the saved copy, seriously, I just scanned it 30 seconds ago... it didn't change.
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There are 2 "L"s in "Holliday".
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SCANS! WOOHOO!
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Ex-boyfriend?
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Haha thanks for brightening people's day!
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lololol yes.
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Bump for scans
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[spoiler]It was a scan of some empty Fallen cargo pods.[/spoiler]
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[quote]Me and my fireteam are gonna cross link our ghosts and scan that shit.[/quote] [i]Never[/i] cross the links.