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Edited by BaconCommando: 9/1/2015 6:40:53 PM
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This MUST be addressed Bungie!

I don't know why it has only just occurred to me, but Bungie missed something that we need in patch 2.0. What if I told you an enemy has a shield and [b]NO[/b] critical spot? Sound crazy? Even... O.P.? The answer is yes my fellow Guardians, check your stats for all the enemies you have died by and the most deaths will probably be from... *Inhales* [spoiler]Shanks[/spoiler] That's right! These little buggers are the real threat to the City! And now there's a mission with [b][i]A GIANT SHANK BOSS?!?![/i][/b] This is getting to be too much for me, Bungie, either you give shanks crit spots or I'm going back to Sonic '06, a far superior game. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DELAY 2.0 and T.T.K. by 20 years! Fix this now!!!!! [spoiler]Also for being traumatized I deserve a Sparrow only I can have, God Mode in every activity, a shader that says "Badass", A permanent Crota sword, And all T.T.K. Exotics [/spoiler] Sorry for such a rant, but this is a SERIOUS ISSUE! Edit 1 : So apparently I shut off my phone for 2 hours and now this is trending? Good to see I gave many a good laugh :) Edit 2: So... Over 100 replies... Well then, I'm going to bed Edit 3: Trending for almost 24 hours... Ok then Edit 4 : Over 160 replies, and Cozmo is here! Edit 5: This is still a thing?

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  • This was the humor I needed for my crappy day today XD I thought you were talking about Minotaurs lol, I can handle the normal ones no problem, but those freakin Axis Minotaurs really annoy me ha ha! Shanks can be a pain in the ass if you leave them around for too long though. The Ominigul strike at the Last Array part, those shanks just appear behind me when I am shooting the snipers and by the time I know where the damage is coming from I am either critically injured or even dead! Never thought I would genuinely see a giant Shank though: that is just hilariously awesome! Can't wait to fight it!

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