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originally posted in:DoD WestCoast PS3
8/26/2015 6:25:42 PM
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DoD: Dads of Destiny or Department of Defense (against the Darkness)

MickGee here ready to tear up the universe looking for dark spawn to eradicate. Really excited to be part of the DoD. I am a 49 year old Dad of 5. I am a TITAN (or 3) who plays PVE and loves flirting with Eris Morn even though her third eye does creep me out a little. I was starting to hit it off with the special order girl in the tower and then one day she just bails on me. I go to chat her up and poof she has simply disappeared. No note. No forwarding address. Women! Can't understand them in real life or in the game. And don't even get me started about the stranger. She came on to me in the Hanger bay after I destroyed the black heart and then after we have this life changing moment where she gives me a rifle as an engagement gift. I mean what else could it be? Then she literally de-materializes right in front of me. Reminds me of some of the girls I dated in high school. So back to me, I love playing all aspects of the game: raids, poe, nightfall, weekly heroic, strike playlists. PUBLIC EVENTS and crushing roaming wolf packs with their own scorch cannons. I HATE PvP and SUCK at it. So if you ask me to join you in the crucible or trials of 'Oh my GOD I am going to die', then be warned you will lose, unless you can find a creative way to use me as bait and then pick off the other team while they are t-bagging me. btw, if you see me in the tower bowing down in front of the cryptarch it's not really out of respect. I am secretly tying his shoelaces together...again.

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