Vex Mythoclast, Red Death, Thorn, and Last Word were at a bar. All of them were laughing and cheering on their awesome day at work in the crucible. Last Word: "To the best social space in all of the Last City!" All of them held their shots up and cheered in unison, "THE CRUCI-BAR!" They chugged down their drinks and slammed their glasses down after swallowing the toxin prepared for them. Last Word: "Ahh, that's to 52 today. 5.0 k/d baby!" Thorn: "52 KILLS?! Dang bro that's impressive. Nice. Can't top my 58 though a few weeks back." Vex Mythoclast chuckled a bit, "yeah half of those are postmortems," spitting out his drink laughing hard at the end. Red Death: "Postmortems? No I never have that problem with Thorn" The whole gang except for Thorn covered their mouths and pointed at him, making boo sounds and laughing. Thorn: "Ha, whatever. Hate all you want. 58. Talk to me when your on my level." Last Word: "Your level? Dude if it wasn't for your knee pads to Bungie and many tears later you wouldn't be in this elite bar." RD: "tell me about it. I tell you what though, feels good to be finally be on top, especially since Suros has left us". TLW: "yeah where has that guy been lately?" As soon as Last Word finished his statement, the bar light up with the light of the sun. A shadow stood at the door, looking in, then proceeded to walk slowly over to the bartender and countertop. The guys couldn't make out who it was at first, until their eyes adjusted and saw the mysterious figure. Vex Mythoclast: "no, it can't be" Thorn: "who the hell" he whispers quietly with his head down. Thorn: "Is, Is that who i think it is?" TLW: "yep, it's him. Hard Light" RD: "what the hell is he doing here? I thought this bar was for the elite?" TLW: "I don't know, but something's up. I'm gonna go find out". Last Word picks up one more glass, chugs it real quick, then sits up to walk over to the new stranger at the bar. Vex: "oh snap, it's about to get real" Vex pulls out his phone and starts recording. "What should i post this as guys, 'Last Word vs Hard Light' or 'he's about to have the last word' and tag him" RD: " shut up man I'm trying to hear" Last Word walks next to Hard Light, who is looking down at a piece of pink paper while drinking a beer. "So," starts last word. "What brings you to this part of the city". Hard Light just continues to look at his paper, only making the sound of swallowing his beer. "I'm here to buy the place out" Last Word bellows out a strong laugh, mixing the sounds of shock, sarcasm, and drunkedness in his laughter. All heads now have the attention of the two at the counter. "You what?!" Hard Light: "We are under new management. I'm simply here to buy this place for my boss." Last Word looks over at Thorn, with a confused look and nods his head at Hard Light. "Are you serious?", said Last Word. "Who's this new manager?" As Last Word was finishing his question, Thorn stepped up to Hard Lights' other side, pitting him in between both of the hand cannon lords. Hard Light: "I want no quarrel with you. I'm just here for a drink and a quick transaction". Last Word was starting to look annoyed and slowly closing his fist next to his hip. Vex: "great, here we go. Last Word is gonna sock it to him with that hip fire and knock him him out. This is gonna be great!" Vex was staggering with excitement with his phone recoding the whole thing. Red Death watched intently, waiting on the gunfight. TLW: "listen bub, this bar is only for the elite of guns in the crucible. You see everyone here? Yeah, elites. And last I checked your reports showed your TTK was for the next bar over, called 'Git Gud'". Both Thorn, Last Word, and half the bar busted up in laughter, while Hard Light kept his demeanor and showed unnatural calm. "You hear me scrub" screamed Last Word as he closed in to Hard Lights face. "You need to.." BOOM! BOOM! Within a second, Vex and Red Death witnessed Thorn and Last Word out cold on the floor. "Holy shit dude!", screamed Red Death. "Did he just ricochet them both with his fist?!" Hard Light pulled out a that pink piece of paper, laid it on thorn and last words chest, and walked towards the gangs table. "This is for you, Red Death." Death reached out shaking his hand violently to grab the pink slip. "I said I wanted no quarrel with you. I'll see you at work. Have a good day." Hard Light walked out of the bar with silence screaming in the room. Everyone watched hime close the door, and turned to look at Red Death. Red Death pulled up the paper, eyes wide open to see the revelation that was before him. "What's it say dude!", Vex curiously asking Death. He pulled the paper from his hand, while Red Death stood in shock. He read aloud, "[i]To the participants of Crucible and contestants alike, We are informing you of a change of management that will take effect immediately in the coming weeks. We do this to bring balance to the Light, and share power of the Travler to those who have lived in the shadows for too long. The time has come for a revival in our automatic companions, and the humility of the gold tier cannons. We understand you have an opinion, but keep it to yourself. Thank you for understanding, Sincerely you new Manager, Suros Regime[/i]

I still use Monte Carlo from time to time. Usually when I'm doing the 3 or more super kills bounty on my titan. I'll use the melee to reduce the cool down for fists of havoc. Goes pretty quick.

My friend and I are going to be using necrochasm in pvp

Hard light and suros are best : )

Unable to move on, I've been using necrochasm and I love it.

Yeah!!!

I am. I love Auto Rifles but since the massive nerf I've been stuck with Pulse Rifles.

I will shove Necrochasm so far up Oryx's ass it will be considered incest...

Lol That 7% doe.

I never stopped using them

Never liked them.

It sucks how we're gonna be able to use them for like two seconds then they'll be useless until we get new rifles

Hell no all my assault rifles with the exception of exotics will be useless apparently

I'm one of the odd people that prefers the hand cannon meta over the auto rifle meta.

I'm still gonna use my hawkmoon lol

I missed my For The People. Such a babe

I was never good with auto rifles so I'm a little leery about the idea. I'm a pulse rifle user now though so I should be okay.

I've been using pest control matrix lately with crowd control high caliber rounds and glass half full and it's been a pleasant surprise. People get so staggered they can't even shoot back

I already use Necrochasm and Monte Carlo in PvP. Both Iron Banner and regular. It lowers my KD but it's more fun. Plus if you get the same opponents they start to stop using thorn and TLW after a few games. I had three clash games in a row where I only died from auto rifles and snipers. It was way more fun.