You're safe here, ladies and gentlemen. I brought saltines and a jar of peanut butter, if anybody wants some.
Edit: OH GOD! Strength rolls on all of the armor. Stand by Guardians, this is about to get rough!
Edit 2: The trolls are out in full force! Octopus man did not bring their Bones of Eao OR the Ram! I'm doing the best I can to guard the thread gate, but if I don't reply to you... The trolls might have taken me.
[quote]They lurk in the shadows every week, hiding in the darkest corners of the tower, and even darker corners of the forums. When the time is right (5 AM EST on a Friday to be exact) they rise from the darkness in order to collect goodies from the man with the octopus face, only to be disappointed week after week. They become enraged, and once this happens, they target us on the forums. Save yourselves. [/quote]
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My lifeless body is thrown in with a sign reading..... This is what happens to those who disagree with us......... (Gaurdian Down!!!)
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*Crawls in half dead* Sorry I'm late. Nearly drowned in the tears.
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Mmmmmm cookies
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Taking cover behind all my heavy synth.
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YO I brought a cake with a stripper in itttt! She's probably freezing tho, it's ice cream cake. Let's get her out.
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They are right behind me. Close the gate.
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*buries head in the ground like an ostrich*
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SANCTUARY!
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Saltines with peanut butter? Nasty. Gimme a townhouse or ritz please. Those saltines need a serious flavor buff.
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Quick, everyone! I brought sugar cookies sausages Chipotle ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ Mtn Dew & Doritos for the MLG Skrillex's severed head Domino's Pizza Your choice of drink Chicken Strips O bby.
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Hide? Fck that! I need a tsunami of tears. Must reach a new level, I dont care if I overdose!
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I brought CHIPOTLE!!!!!!
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Edited by crusher0627: 7/31/2015 1:44:52 PMGot Milk?
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Xur sold 3 armour prices I needed to collect that only leaves 6 more :$
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Edited by The Trojan Horse: 7/31/2015 1:29:18 PMHey! My cracker has no salt on it. [spoiler]oh yeah. All the xur whiners took it[/spoiler] But SUROS-ly, what he's selling isn't that bad. It's nice to see him sell the old crucible king again.
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I'm outraged bungie doesnt hand me every exotic in the game and let me reroll the specs. Im writing an angry letter to obama
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Can you make me A peanut butter saltine crackers sandwich?
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It's not always a bad thing if xur doesn't sell something I want.
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Can I have a cookie?
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I just wish the exotic engrams were a bit more random. I think it has been 6-8 weeks straight he has had either helmet or chest engrams.
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Anyone else like me and have all exotics in the game so literally don't give a shit what xur brings?
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WTF???? Suros? No ghorn again xur is s**t lololol
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No gally whaaa whaaa
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Hey fellow non-bitchers, how ya doing?
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Can I come in?