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7/11/2015 9:34:39 PM
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Destiny Comedy!

Calling all comedians and jokers! With the recent interview with comedian David Cross and his jokes that didn't make it into the game, I figured that since there aren't a lot of jokes in Destiny the community probably has a few good ones of their own. So post your funniest jokes, puns, and witty remarks here! Destiny has a lot of lore behind it, so lets do what any reasonable person would do and use it for our own hilarious purposes! Have fun, everyone =)

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  • I would tell the x-box community a joke about Hawkmoon, but they wouldn't get it! [spoiler]the old ones are the best[/spoiler]

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    • So the Guardian got some new armor and he took it to the tailor. The tailor asked, "what do you need me to do?" The Guardian said, "My armor's a little loose, I need you to Titan it.

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      • Peter dinklidge was kinda a SHORT order. But now that nolan north is coming things are starting to look up! (If you dont get the dinklidge one look him up)

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      • Hi I work at spyros nightclub come check it out. so a hunter warlock and titan are all texting out who's weapon is the strongest so the titan wants to see how much damage it dies to everyone hers what the ghost recorded Titan: ouch Warlock: ouch Hunter: (Gaurdian down)

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